The Best 42 Genitals Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Genitals jokes. There are some genitals loins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these genitals nipples puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Genitals Jokes and Puns
Alligator and genitals
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and says I will bet anybody that I can put my genitals into his mouth for 1 minute and take them out unharmed. Everybody put money into this and after 1 min he smashes a beer bottle on the alligators head and pulls his genitals out unharmed and offers anybody else a try. A woman puts up her hand and says "ill give it a try, but you gave to promise not to hit me on the head with a bottle."
Why does so many animals lick their own genitals?
Because they can.
What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals?
A Freudian Flip.
Preacher goes to a party
A member of the church decided to call on his preacher to his house one Friday night. The preacher arrives to find a party in full swing.
On entering the house, he sees a circle of naked men with blindfolded women moving from man to man, fondling their genitals in an attempt to guess their identity.
The embarrassed preacher turns to the host and says, "I'm sorry, I don't think I fit in here."
"Nonsense," says the host. "Your name's been called three times already!"
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One of the patrons at a bar opened a bag of potato chips and gave it to the bartender's dog. When the dog ate the contents of the bag, he lay down and started grooming his genitals. A guy says to his friend ''I wish I could do that.'' The friend replies ''Well give him a chip and maybe he will let you.''
I like my (wo)men like I like my coffee...
...hot, black, and strong
^(possibly the original)
...thin, pale, and extra-sweet.
...50% alcohol.
...all over my genitals while I'm trying to drive.
...I don't like coffee.
...imported from micronesia.
...free, fresh and in the breakroom.
...huge and cheap with room for cream.
...cold, bitter, expensive and Italian.
...in a plastic cup.
^(eddie izzard)
...ground up, roasted, and quickly disposed of.
A child asks his father: ''What is ''oral''?''
He answers: ''Well son, it is something that two people that really like each other do to each others genitals with their mouths so that they achieve orgasm.''
The child: ''Okay... then what's ''written''?''
what did the pirate do after his parrot bit off his genitals?
He got a woodpecker.
A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own genitals.
Nobody likes dictators
How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department?
Dang ol' Dangle dangle.
So the other day I'm at my routinely checkup.
The doctor tells me to pull down my pants so he can examine my genitals, so I do that. He takes a look, and after about 30 seconds he says to me, "you have to stop masturbating." I ask, "what, why?" to which he replies "because we're in the middle of a checkup!"
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Did you hear about the guy who was told his genitals hadn't developed properly?
He got a little testy.
What do you call a twelve faced shape made out of genitals?
A dodickahedron.
Life is like male genitals.
It gets hard at random times.
Have you ever seen those documentaries of people who clean themselves like cats?
They are fascinating to watch, though they typically only ever clean each other's genitals.
Today my boss fondled my genitals!
Being self-employed is great.
Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof
If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door
Where does big-foot keep his genitals?
In his sascrotch!
What's the difference between a 4 year girl and a 40 year old woman?
A 4 year old's favourite toy is a rubber body without any genitals. A 40 year old's favourite toy is a rubber genital without any body.
Why do cats and dogs lick their own genitals?
Because they can reach.
What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed
A eunuch corn
A person walks into a hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap around his genitals.
The front desk clerk says "I can clearly see your nuts."
I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals...
But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it.
which animal has the smallest genitals?
a peacock...
What does a prostitute call their genitals?
Their public parts
A King asks two guards to protect his beautiful daughter's virginity...
Unbeknownst to the guards, the king put a trap in his daughter's nether regions.
The next day, the king summons the guards and one showed up with mangled genitals. The King had him executed for making attempts on his daughter.
The other guard, with his manhood intact was offered a promotion for upholding abstinence, to which he replied "hnnnggg"
After a terrible night, two professors have to run through campus while naked...
As they run, the first guy covers his genitals and the second covers his face. The first guy asks the second, "Are you not ashamed of your indecency?"
The second guy responds, "Yeah... But, I don't know about you, but more people recognize me by my face than by my genitals"
I've never understood picky eaters...
you won't eat a tomato but you'll put someones unwashed genitals in your mouth.
What did the butcher say when kicked in the genitals?
I've got some tender loins
What does a plastic surgeon specialising in women's genitals call himself?
A front-end developer.
What does a beach towel and a stripper with dirty genitals have in common?
No one wants you to shake that in front of their face. Go downwind!
Did you hear about the professor who could tell the acidity or baseness of a solution by dipping his genitals into it?
He had a PH D
Doctor doctor, I am really concerned. Can you check my genitals, please?
Too tired today. Make some dinner, please.
Australian kids are exposed to male genitals a lot growing up.
By the time they reach 18, they've definitely seen a cockatoo.
What does Tyrion Lannister call his genitals?
Peter and Wrinklage
The wife's mad that I went out and showed random people my genitals, but I'm so confused.
She wasn't upset when I said I'd be back in a flash.
What's red and crabby?
My genitals.
It's not until a mosquito lands on your genitals...
That you realize that not everything can be solved with violence.
If you get turned on by dirty talk...
Does that mean your genitals are voice activated?
Do you know why dogs lick their genitals?
Because they can.
An old man is at a nude beach
He is sunbathing naked. For civilty he kept a hat over his genitals. Later a woman was walking up to the man and with a smile,said "if you were a gentleman you would take off the hat." The old man replies. "If you weren't so ugly. It would lift its self.
A friend of mine likes to argue the case for walking around with his genitals exposed.
I don't agree but I can see where he's coming from.
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