Geneva Jokes
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I really thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to see a Monkees tribute band play in Switzerland.
And then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva...
'Knock knock'
'Who's there'
'Okay Google'
'Okay Google, who?'
'Sorry I didn't catch that'
'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?'
'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '
Reminder
Dear Mr Putin,
As a quick reminder, the Geneva convention is not intended as a checklist.
Sincerely yours,
Everyone else
Scientists from CERN are currently protesting in Geneva holding up signs
Half-Lives, Matter
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TIL that Geneva has the biggest meeting place for Homosexual scientists in the world.
It's called the "Large h**... Collider"
What do you call a joint in Geneva?
A Swiss Roll
One I heard at a restaurant
"Am I the first girl you ever kissed?" She whispered softly to her date. "It's possible" he admitted, "Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"
How did your farts inspire a convention?
They happened in Geneva.
I booked a flight to Switzerland from Gatwick
It looks like I'm ge-neva going to get there.
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