Genetic Testing Jokes
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A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office
Because the son has been doing very poorly in his classes.
The mother says to the doctor "I think my son has become s**...."
The doctor says in reply "Well how do you suppose that would happen?"
"Well I don't know for sure but he hasn't passed a single test since he was vaccinated last year."
"Ah-ha! That's it!"
"So it was the vaccines then?"
"No, it's genetic."
An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman get a genetic test
He was surprised by the results.
I had a genetic test done...
I learned brave men run in my family
Had my DNA tested to see if i any genetic diseases run in my family...
only thing thats running in my jeans is diarrhea :(
I submitted my DNA for genetic testing and the lab wrote back that I'm related to Donald Trump!
I guess that's what I get for using 24 and me . . .
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2 test tubes
'We have two test tubes here,' said the professor of IVF studies from Monash University. 'They contain two carefully synthesized ingredients that we can now use to create human life. Solution A is a genetically engineered copy of all the ingredients in the female o**..., while Solution B replicates the active ingredients in male spermatozoa. If I mix them in this aseptic glass container a new human life will be conceived. Now any questions?'
'Could you possibly give us a demonstration?' asked an awed member of the audience.
'I'm sorry, not tonight,' said the professor, 'Solution A has a headache!'
Why did the Biologist cross the road?
Because he ran out of test subjects in his genetics lab.
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