Genetic Jokes

Love to laugh? Enjoy a good joke? Check out this collection of puns, comedy and silly bits about genetic engineering, genetic testing, genetic mutation, genetic science, genetic counselors, and more! With topics ranging from the psychological to the inconclusive and the humorous to the gene-ius, this article is sure to keep you in stitches!

The Funniest Genetic Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

A recent study revealed that diarrhea is genetic...

.....It runs in the genes.

I recently learned diarrhea is genetic...

Yeah, it runs in your genes.

Recent Scientific Discovery: Diarrhea Is Genetic.

It runs in your genes.

A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own g**....

Nobody likes dictators

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So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis

According to her, it runs in our jeans.

There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks.

She was fired for being bi-assed.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Genetic joke, What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

Irritable Bowel Syndrome is genetic.

It runs in your jeans.

Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea?

They say it runs in your genes.

I don't always feel like I won the genetic lottery, but when I do...

I'm at Wal-mart.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman get a genetic test

He was surprised by the results.

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A geneticist is having s**......

During foreplay, the geneticist's partner kept moaning "Aug, aug, AUG!"

The geneticist later proclaims, "I don't know where to start!"

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

I just found out diarrhea is genetic...

It runs in your genes.

My girlfriend isn't just beautiful on the outside, but on the inside as well.

She must have a great genetic makeup.

Girl walks up to a guy and says "hey, you've got a white stain on your shirt"

Guy says, "Sorry, it's genetic."

Genetic joke, Girl walks up to a guy and says "hey, you've got a white stain on your shirt"

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Diarrhea is actually genetic.

It's in your jeans.

Geneticists and Teenage Boys are the same...

They both want to unzip your genes.

I don't believe in genetic engineering...

At least not until I see pigs fly

If they genetically engineered a cow to produce chocolate milk,

that would be sweet.

Recently, a group of scientists discovered...

a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.

TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants

Where do you keep genetically modified vegetables that cure cancer?

In the CRISPR drawer.

Paleontologists have determined that there once was a genetic mutation millions of years ago that resulted in the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.

As far as we know, this is the first evidence ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.

Viruses inject their genetic materials into organisms.

It's the same way with guys.

A brown paper bag visits the doctor.

A brown paper bag visits the doctor, who gives them some terrible news.

"I'm so sorry to tell you this, but you have a genetic disease."

The brown paper bag, understandably, is horrified, "But how can that be? I'm a brown paper bag!"

The doctor replies, "Yes, but one of your parents must have been a carrier."

Genetic joke, A brown paper bag visits the doctor.

I can't believe Prince Harry, who's British royalty, is marrying African American actress Meghan Markle. Why would someone that rich and famous marry an obviously inferior genetic specimen? It's just unthinkable.

Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.

What did the genetic engineer say on December 25th?

Merry CRISPRmas!

"Doctor, I think I have genetic diarrhoea"

"But diarrhoea isn't genetic"
"Well, it's in my jeans"

If you genetically edit the DNA of lettuce...

... you can make it CRISPR

Not mine... I read it off Twitter

My mom suffers from short-term memory loss

I hope it's nothing genetic because I'm worried since my mom suffers from short-term memory loss

Why did the knife have a genetic disease?

It was in bread.

Why did the man with a genetic disease wear cargo pants?

Because he hates his genes.

They say mental illness is genetic

I know my kids make me crazy

How does the geneticist eat his ice cream?

Helix it.

Why do DNA look so good under the microscope?

Because they have on good genetic makeup

Diarrhea is genetic

It runs in your jeans

Genetics tells you why you look like your parents

And if not why you should

A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.

"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.

"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"

A mother and a son walk into a doctor's office

Because the son has been doing very poorly in his classes.
The mother says to the doctor "I think my son has become s**...."
The doctor says in reply "Well how do you suppose that would happen?"
"Well I don't know for sure but he hasn't passed a single test since he was vaccinated last year."
"Ah-ha! That's it!"
"So it was the vaccines then?"
"No, it's genetic."

Why were the anti-vaxxing parents crying?

They found out autism is genetic

I had a genetic test done...

I learned brave men run in my family

You're more genetically related to your parents than they are to each other

Or at least so I hope.

If you're genetically predisposed to spelling and grammar errors, does that mean you're…

…typo positive?

Geneticist have determined diarrhea is genetic.

It runs in your "jeans".

Did you know that Diarrhea is genetic?

It runs in the jeans

Did you hear scientists have proved that diarrhea is genetic?

Apparently it runs in your jeans.

Why are all the good Genetic Scientists from NZ?

They've been mixing human and sheep DNA for centuries

What do geneticists call going down on two women?

The double he-licks

We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.

Runs in our jeans.

Why did the genetically modified chicken taste better than the regular one?

It was CRISPR!

What does a geneticist do to ice cream?

Helix it!

Why did the DNA chain blush?

It was part of his genetic makeup.

How can you tell if someone is a geneticist or k**...?

Ask them what the opposite of dominant is.

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