Genetic Engineering Jokes
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A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins...
...that
could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
My nephew was genetically engineered to be like both frank sinatra and Albert Einstein.
He's a regular Frank Einstein.
What did the genetic engineer say on December 25th?
Merry CRISPRmas!
What kind of drug can you genetically engineer a goat to make?
Am-feta-mines.
If they genetically engineered a cow to produce chocolate milk,
that would be sweet.
I don't believe in genetic engineering...
At least not until I see pigs fly
How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?
Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?
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2 test tubes
'We have two test tubes here,' said the professor of IVF studies from Monash University. 'They contain two carefully synthesized ingredients that we can now use to create human life. Solution A is a genetically engineered copy of all the ingredients in the female o**..., while Solution B replicates the active ingredients in male spermatozoa. If I mix them in this aseptic glass container a new human life will be conceived. Now any questions?'
'Could you possibly give us a demonstration?' asked an awed member of the audience.
'I'm sorry, not tonight,' said the professor, 'Solution A has a headache!'
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