Genesis Jokes

19 genesis jokes and hilarious genesis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about genesis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Crack up to these hilarious jokes about the English Rock Band, Genesis, and their name's biblical connections. From jokes about the Bible and its connection to the band's name, to gsus and KGS puns, these Genesis jokes are sure to tickle the funny bone of all the Hebrews!

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Funniest Genesis Short Jokes

Short genesis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The genesis humour may include short generation jokes also.

  1. Genesis At first, there was nothing. And then God said, "let there be light".
    There was still nothing. But now you could see it more clearly.
  2. It's funny that condoms are ribbed for her pleasure... Because in Genesis, God ribbed Adam for Eve.
  3. I heard that there were a couple of jokes in the Bible, so I went to look for one myself... I found one in Genesis, but it wasn't that funny; it was the oldest joke in the book.
  4. After it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, how was the flood of Genesis stopped? God dammed it.
  5. What do Phil Collins and God have in common? They were both introduced in Genesis and have watched people drown without intervening.
  6. What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3.
  7. A christian came to the door and looked confused when I said I didn't believe the words of genesis I just never thought Phil Collins was that captivating.
  8. So, the guy who plays Captain America bought a pirate ship. And he covered it in Vegas-style lights
    And he has Phil Collins' band playing on it.
    It's a Neon Genesis Evans' Galleon
  9. [jeopardy] "The Bible for $500 Alex"
    Alex: The moral in Genesis
    "What is don't walk with a Cain if you're Abel?"
    Alex: We'll accept that
  10. What are Captain Kirk's least favorite 1970's prog-rock bands? It's a tossup between the alan parsons PROJECT and GENESIS.

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Genesis One Liners

Which genesis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with genesis? I can suggest the ones about creation and clone.

  1. Where does baseball appear in the Bible? Genesis
    In the Big Inning.
  2. If the Genesis flood happened in prehistoric times... ...It'd be Jurassic Ark
  3. God was the first to create a music band and it's called... Genesis
  4. What did the egg cell say when it saw a Sega Genesis? Oogenesis.
  5. What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? "Land of Cold-Fusion".

Genesis joke, What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Amusing & Witty Genesis Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about genesis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean creator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make genesis pranks.

Those people who are against gay marriage and say...

''In Genesis it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve'', are so narrow minded..

Everyone knows that in Genesis it was Phil Collins, Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford..

Genesis joke, What did the egg cell say when it saw a Sega Genesis?