Genes Jokes
108 genes jokes and hilarious genes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about genes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A snicker, a giggle, a chortle – these are all reactions you might have when you hear a good genes joke. If you're in need of a lighthearted moment, explore the quirky humour of jeans and genes, genetic characteristics that can be inherited from your parents. Learn the funny side of wear, corduroy, and more! Start the laughter and fun in the family and share some good genes jokes.
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Funniest Genes Short Jokes
Short genes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The genes humour may include short trait jokes also.
- Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised. I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...
- The evolution of tide pods In 2017 tids pods cleaned clothes but in 2018 it cleans the gene pool
- Scientist have found a rare mutation in some goats... It's called the Billy gene and causes them to believe that the kid is not their son.
- How do you tell the difference between a male and female chromosome? You pull down it's genes!
- I'm starting to suspect I was cloned from my older brother All my genes are hand-me-downs
*Adapted from a song by His Royal Weirdness - What happens every time Gene Simmons gets in a fight with his band mates? They Kiss and makeup
- Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes? In fact, they were a tad-pole.
- Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies. Because all of his genes are dominant.
- What's the similarity between DNA and diarrhea? They both run in the genes.
- Millennials being the first generation to grow up online should have been called Gen-E But Forrest gump ruined it for us
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Genes One Liners
Which genes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with genes? I can suggest the ones about generation and gent.
- How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes.
- Tide announced the new motto for their pods line. Cleaning the gene pool since 2017.
- Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase... ...so I could unzip your genes.
- I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better you might even say the bacon is CRISPR
- What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?
- DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?
- What do you call it when one gene parks in line with another? Par*allele* parking
- I come from a long line of alcoholics. My gene pool has a swim up bar.
- How are teenage boys and the enzyme helicase similar? They both want to unzip your genes
- My teacher told me to tuck my shirt in. I said, "Why?"
"Because it *looks* like you've just had s**...," he said, zipping his trouser. - What do you call Michael Jackson's DNA? Billie Genes
- What is a chromosome's favorite article of clothing? a pair of genes.
- How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes.
- Tide Pods are really great at cleaning... Up the gene pool.
- How do you tell the sex of a hormone? Take its genes off
Jeans And Genes Jokes
Here is a list of funny jeans and genes jokes and even better jeans and genes puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is DNA's favourite piece of clothing ? Jeans (genes)
- My mom said that my dad told too many puns and dad jokes. She said you have your fathers genes I said his jeans are too big for me
- Hey girl those are some nice boyfriend jeans I also have some good boyfriend genes
- I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans.
- Jeans for genes today..... Next week I'm organising a haemophiliacs fundraiser :
Culottes for clots - Ladies, if you don't have skinny genes Don't wear skinny jeans.
- What do both teenyboppers and hereditary muscle-men have? Ripped genes. (jeans)
Good Genes Jokes
Here is a list of funny good genes jokes and even better good genes puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did Levi invent such nice trousers? Because he had good genes.
- Some people say Gene is good Others say he is a Hack, man!
- How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl? They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
- I heard grapes have more genes than us... But I doubt they have any as good as Levi's.
- My mother gave me bedroom eyes. I have really good genes.
Laughable Genes Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about genes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean species jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make genes pranks.
Fertility clinic
What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?
"Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."
How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?
They both want to unzip your genes!
credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)
Factual Science Joke
First, there is a type of sugar called fucose.
Japanese scientists found genes responsible for making fucose. Some of them were labelled FucA and FucR.
A simple chemical reaction can turn fucose into fucitol.
God, I feel so nerdy now.
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What did the s**... DNA say to the other DNA?
Unzip your genes.
Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together…
But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes.
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Biologists have jokes too
Biologist: What's the quickest way to determine the s**... of a chromosome?
Dan: I don't know.
Biologist: Pull down its genes. ^^^^get ^^^^it?
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My genes put the XY in s**...
After hearing that Diarrhea causes the most deaths...
I realized I'm next. Diarrhea's hereditary, and it runs in my genes.
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Girlfriend: we don't need to get our children vaccinated, we both had vaccines so they'll inherit the genes from us
What is the name of my f**... that makes me attracted to r**...?
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Who's most likely to steal a truck with full of denim.
r**.... They're short on genes.
After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness...
...hiding behind two other genes.
Lost Wallet
I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes.
Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?
Because they shared genes!
Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
What is a gay geneticist's favorite attire?
designer genes
What's a gay geneticist's favorite kind of pants?
Designer genes.
The doctor told me that I have cancer in my genes
Thank god I wear shorts
What do you use to preserve the freshness of genes?
A CRISPR
My parents said they liked my DNA strand model.
I said, "Thanks. It's a nice pair of genes."
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How do r**... Na'vi get their skin tone?
Blue Genes... I'll be here all week
Every girl I meet wants to pass on my genes
Me: Hi
Girl: Pass
You know what's wild, a person can die from complications from Alzheimer's.
Even Wilder, it's always in the Genes.
I met a really cool girl name Helicase, but there's a problem...
... she's always trying to unzip my genes.
What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?
Zackrebleu!
Girl, you can call me RNA II Polymerase ...
...cuz I'm gonna unzip your genes
What animal do you get when you splice genes from a bee and a human bottom.
Bambi
Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes?
Biologists, they work with genes all the time.
Scientists have discovered a rare mutation that causes autosomal dominant inheritance of violent diarrhea
In hindsight we should've known something like that would run in the genes.
What kind of pants does a scientist wear?
A pair of genes.
Balding grizzles pass their genes to their offspring or...
Bare bears bear bare bears.
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How deep do the Sandusky genes run?
All the way to boys size 12.
There was a get together for gay men who love denim but it was very hot so they all decided to take off their pants and jacket
By the end of it there were genes all over the floor
(I know its not structured very well sorry)
When I took off my sunglasses, my roommate said, "I thought you had blue eyes."
I replied, "Must have left them in my other genes"
If a clothes designer had a child...
Would it have designer genes?
How do you determine a chromosome's gender?
You take off its genes.
I made a DNA necklace in my science class
It goes great with my genes
How do you find out the gender of a protozoan?
Pull down its genes.
How do you make a hormone?
Take her genes off.
What do the chromosomes wear?
Genes.
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What do s**... and DNA replication have in common?
You gotta unzip the genes first.
My son and I are cut from the same cloth.
Genes.
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What did the n**... think made their genes superior?
Uber alleles.
Why are they called "smartypants"?
Because intelligence is a trait that runs in your genes!
Why I avoid talks about sexuality with my dad.
Me: " There are genes that effect the likelihood of someone being gay."
Dad: " Ya, especially the tight ones."
Why did the man with a genetic disease wear cargo pants?
Because he hates his genes.
Scientists have finally isolated the gene...
That makes scientists isolate genes
Why was Levi Strauss successful?
It's in his genes.
It turns out I have really attractive genes.
I get like 20 mosquito bites a day.
What you get when you splice the genes of a pheasant, a duck, and rhino?
Phuckifino
If the Genesis flood happened in prehistoric times...
...It'd be Jurassic Ark
What does a biologist wear on a first date?
Designer Genes
I went to the doctor
I said, "I'm suffering from hereditary diarrhea!"
He said, "that sort of thing doesn't run in the family"
I said, "well it's in my genes!"
*Pants*
I always keep a joke in my pocket. My dad always has, and his father had before him.
Its in my genes.
What do vegetarian geneticists argue over?
Over genes
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Sometimes being cute is like having diarrhea.
Sometimes s**... just runs in your genes.
What did the Y chromosome say to the X chromosome?
Any room for me in those genes?
