The Best 27 Generations Jokes

Following is our collection of Generations jokes which are very funny. There are some generations greater jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these generations grandchildren puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Generations Jokes and Puns

The Mystery of Childbirth

A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"

His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you."

"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"

"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."

The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

Kahn Noonien Singh has appeared in Star Trek from 1967 to 2013, spanning many generations of viewers.

This is an example of a "Long Kahn".

"Greetings, my name is Bill Wateryoulookinat"

...says a man to another on the docks, he continues, "I work here at this port, is that your boat?".
"Yes it is." replies the man, "But I must say that is quite a unique name!".
"Thank you," he says, "It has been passed down for many generations, for my father also worked this port, and his father and his father before him. So like every Wateryoulookinat, I am a port man, too"

Generations joke, "Greetings, my name is Bill Wateryoulookinat"

How will future generations contact BeyoncΓ©'s ghost?

They'll hold a BeyoncΓ©ance.

The flag in the moon is fading into an all white flag

Future generations will believe the French were there.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Some older generations are opposed to Chinese people immigrating to our country.

It's racist but some people will never chang.

Generations joke, Some older generations are opposed to Chinese people immigrating to our country.

It's really fascinating that I've been able to see language evolve over just a couple generations. For example, what they used to call a chesterfield we now call a couch, what they used to call a veranda we now call a porch, and what they used to call a joke we now call

a president.

How many pilots does it take to kill a whole generations ears?


Three generations apart, watching a soccer game

"Hey great grandpa, watch this soccer game!"

"Sure, which two countries are playing?"

"Austria - Hungary."

"Against who?"

The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations

The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.

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Hey girl, are you a bible?

'Cuz you look like countless generations of men have abused you for their own selfish agendas.

I can count the number of generations of inbreeding in my family on one hand

It's 12

The photographers of previous generations had it tough.

No matter how hard they tried, they always developed a negative image.

What do you call two generations of family who smokes weed and lives together?

A joint family.

Mark zuckerberg is living out most of this generations greatest fear.

Hes having to explain his undeleted internet history.

Generations joke, Mark zuckerberg is living out most of this generations greatest fear.

Three generations of North Korea's ruling Kim family have never been divorced.

They are quite the nuclear family.

Older generations had trouble supporting the #MeToo movement

I guess women saying pound me too isn't very empowering

A jewish father was on his death bed with his family around him...

He whispered
"son, come close"
And his son leaned forward so he's inches away from his father. The father grabs a watch from his night stand, a very fancy one, and whispers
"son, this watch has been worn by multiple generations, your great grandfather, your grandfather, and me."
The son with tears on his face says
"Yes father, what about it"
And his father, with his last breaths says:
"We'll, son... Wanna buy it?"

"May your thousand generations be childless!" yelled my best friend in anger.

He never did think his curses through...

Jennie asked Forest, "if the last three generations were named X, Y, and Z, what was the first generation named?" His response:

Gen A

How do dolphins and whales pass down and share knowledge through the generations?

Via podcasts, naturally.

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations.

I knew I was ahead of my time.

Three generations of prostitutes walk into a bar.

"Ouch," they say.

Why did three generations of chicken prostitutes cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Three generations were having brunch together

The grandson looks over at his newlywed wife and asks her, "Will you pass the honey, honey?" She giggles and passes the honey.
The father, not to be outdone, looks over to his wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "You old charmer," and passes the sugar.
The Grandfather looks up, makes eye contact with his wife of 55 years and asks, "Will you pass the tea... bag?"

3 generations of males went to an old-fashioned store...

The young man asked for a pound of raisins from the pretty lady behind the counter. She had to climb a ladder to fill the order, revealing her naked flesh under her short skirt. Then, she asked his dad what he wanted.

Wanting to see a panty-less beauty climb the stairs again, he too asked for a pound of raisins. This time she caught on while grabbing the raisins, looking down on the men getting their carnal delights.

She then asked the grandpa, "I suppose yours is raisin' too?" "No," the old fella said, "but it is twitchin' a bit."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the generations posterity jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working generations offspring piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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