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If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

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If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks....

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

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I was talking to my grandfather

When he said
"your generation relies too much on technology"
I then said
" no grandpa yours does"
Then I unplugged his life support.

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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

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What do pedophiles and climate change deniers have in common?

They both enjoy fucking the next generation.

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"Your generation is too reliant on technology," my grandfather said to me.

"No, YOUR generation is too reliant on technology!" I said as I pulled the plug of his life support in order to further prove my point.

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My grandpa always had it had on my generation...

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

I then proceeded to unplug his life support.

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So the Pope joined twitter so he can "Reach out to a younger generation."

He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that.

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What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter?

One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter

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My grandpa always had it hard on this generation...

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

I then proceeded to unplug his life support.

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I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation...

I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

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If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...

Then i could afford a house in the economy they ruined

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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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Grandfather Joke

A grandfather told his grandson that his generation was too reliant on technology.

The grandson responded No Grandpa, your generation is too reliant on technology

He then disconnected his life support.

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Three Generations of Hookers

There were generations of hookers, a daughter hooker, a mamma hooker, and a grand-mamma hooker.

One night, the mamma and daughter hooker came home to the grand-mamma hooker and started to complain.

Daughter Hooker: What a bad night! I only got $50 for a blowjob!

Mamma Hooker: Well, I only got $5 dollars for a blowjob tonight!

Grand-mamma Hooker: Ladies, when I was still working, I was just happy to have something warm in my belly.

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Your generation is too reliant on technology," said my grandpa

"No, your generation is too reliant on technology," I retorted as I pulled the plug on his life support to further prove my point.


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^Shamelessly ^stolen ^from ^a ^top ^comment ^somewhere

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"We were facing a global climate problem, we were broke and couldn't afford a House at your time! And yet we tried our best to save the planet when we were in the mhidst of all of this. People had bigger contribution to our overall problem back then. What has YOUR generation done, nowadays?"

"okay, millennial" says a Generation AA

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Older people have told that my generation is all lazy and irresponsible...

...but at least we don't broad generalizations.

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I've got a long history of suicide in my family; the good news is it skips a generation...

so if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.

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Plot twist

"Your generation is too reliant on technology",said my grandpa

"No, Your generation is too reliant on technology," I reported as I pulled the plug on his life support to further prove my point.

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Smarter Generation

"The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me struggle with it, one of my students took over. ""Your hard drive crashed,"" he said.
I called the computer services office and explained, ""My computer is down. The hard drive crashed.""
""We can't just send people down on your say-so. How do you know that's the problem?""
""A student told me,"" I answered.
""We'll send someone over right away."""

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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My friend goes to Yale and Princeton...

I grew up in a pretty ghetto neighborhood. Flash forward, I decide one day to go back and visit my old friends to see how they're doing. I went to one of my friend's house, rang the doorbell, and his mom answered. Now, as a first generation immigrant, his mom had a pretty thick Spanish accent. I asked her where my friend was, and she answered "Yale." My friend was not a smart fellow...so I say to his mom, "...Yale?" and she answers, "Yeah, he's in Princeton right now."

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If we keep talking about income inequality, we won't have time to answer the most troubling question of our generation:

Who is Sosa? Or, will you, in fact, do it for the Vine?

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Sunday Family Humour 31st August

Perfect Timing
Canine Humour
People of the Senior Generation
Words with two Meanings
FORD AIRPLANES
David M's Gallery
Things You See Every Day In Dubai!

Page 2
Home Schooling
Need a Laugh
These Are Great
Today's History Lesson
Jet Man Over Rio
Auntie Acid
Chalk Guy Is Back
Interesting Articles and Videos 31st August
Britain's 5,000 Year Old Temple in Orkney
Charles Darwin Illuminati Family Member Exposed

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They say my generation is completely narcissistic

... They're just jealous ...

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What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

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What do you call the next generation of motherboard?

A daughterboard.

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The next generation Viagra has just been released. It's called Viagra 007...

It doesn't make you harder, it only makes you want to Roger Moore.

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CONCLUSION

You've read some of the best generation jokes of all time. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise kids not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty generation gags to your kids. These jokes are updated with new ones in December 2019.

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