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If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

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If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks....

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

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You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone over fifty told me my generation sucks...

Then I would be able to afford a house in the economy they ruined.

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The government reveals their new logo today....

The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a condom.

I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed.

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The Govenment made a recent announcement.....

.......that it is changing the national flag to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security whilst you're actually being fucked!!

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I was talking to my grandfather

When he said
"your generation relies too much on technology"
I then said
" no grandpa yours does"
Then I unplugged his life support.

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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

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Fidget spinners are useless

Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.

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If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks

I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

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A Soviet newspaper announces:

"Last night, the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Station fulfilled the Five Year Plan for heat energy generation..."

"...in four microseconds."

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Your generation relies too much on technology.

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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What do pedophiles and climate change deniers have in common?

They both enjoy fucking the next generation.

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My parents don't understand my generation joking about committing suicide and said I wasn't allowed to...

Me: all my friends do it

Parents: if all you're friends jumped off a cliff would you do that too

Me: ok it's bad enough that you won't let me joke about it but you don't need to be a hypocrite

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"Your generation is too reliant on technology," my grandfather said to me.

"No, YOUR generation is too reliant on technology!" I said as I pulled the plug of his life support in order to further prove my point.

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My grandfather's last words..

My Grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains.

This gives me hope for the next generation.

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The New National Symbol

The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that.

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Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

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My Grandfather told me my generation is to reliant on technology.

I told him, "no Grandpa, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.

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My Grandpa said, " Your generation relies too much on technology. I'm doing you a favor" as he tossed my phone into the toilet.

I laughed, and replied "No Grandpa, but yours does," as I unplugged his life support.

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My grandpa always had it had on my generation...

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

I then proceeded to unplug his life support.

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Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever.

I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.

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My grandpa told me

My grandpa told me: "Your generation relies too much on technology".
So I replied: "No , your generation relies too much on technology" as I unplugged his life support.

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If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...

I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined.

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So the Pope joined twitter so he can "Reach out to a younger generation."

He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that.

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My grandfather told me my generation is too dependent on technology.

I said, "No grandpa, your generation is too dependent on technology." Then I unplugged his life support.

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Told to me by my Muslim father

A Sheikh is sleeping with one of the women in his harem, when she says, "Sheikh, could you put it in my mouth?"

The Sheikh denies, saying "I cannot, for your mouth is where 'Allahu Akbar' comes from".

She nods, understanding.

A little bit later she says, "Sheikh, could you put it between by breasts?"

Again the Sheikh says "No, your breasts feed the future generation of Muslims".

She remains silent.

After a few moments, frustrated, she asks, "Sheikh, could you even put it in my ear?"

The Sheikh replies "No, your ears hear the call to prayer"

The woman says "Sheikh, you can put it anywhere, but please take it out of my ass."

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Three generations apart, watching a soccer game

"Hey great grandpa, watch this soccer game!"

"Sure, which two countries are playing?"

"Austria - Hungary."

"Against who?"

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Have you guys heard of the new semen based hair gel?

It's the next generation.

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If I had a penny every time someone over 50 told me my generation is shit

Then I could buy a house in the economy they fucked up

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Millennials have such short attention spans

Says the generation that got bored of going to the moon by the third time

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Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader.

His 85 year old brother!

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A young grandson is talking to his grandfather.

"You know grandpa. Our generation is so much better then yours. We have video games, the internet, cell phones and so much cool technology. Your generation didn't have any of that!"

His grandfather replies;
"You're right, we didn't have any of those things around. That's why we had to invent them!"

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So there are the baby boomers, generation x, and millenials. What do we call the next generation?

Fucked.

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So I was visiting my elderly neighbor the other day and he told me something:

He said "Your generation is too dependant on technology."

I replied with "No your generation is." Then I unplugged his life support.

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