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126 generation jokes and hilarious generation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about generation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article takes a humorous look at the stereotypes and debates surrounding the generations from the Silent Generation to the Boomer Generation. From smartphones to Airbnb, it examines how the generations contrast in terms of technology, wealth inequality, and societal values.

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Funniest Generation Short Jokes

Short generation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The generation humour may include short genesis jokes also.

  1. I was talking to my grandfather When he said
    "your generation relies too much on technology"
    I then said
    " no grandpa yours does"
    Then I unplugged his life support.
  2. A Soviet newspaper announces: "Last night, the Chernobyl nuclear Power Station fulfilled the Five Year Plan for heat energy generation..."
    "...in four microseconds."
  3. A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?
    Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.
  4. I had a joke for Generation Z about Social Security... ... But they're probably not going to get it.
  5. Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains. This gives me hope for the next generation.
  6. In the old West, a lantern was often mounted on a horse for night time travel.... It was thought to be the first generation of 'Saddle-Light-Navigation'.
  7. My Grandfather told me my generation is to reliant on technology. I told him, "no Grandpa, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
  8. After Generation Z, the next generation should be called generation AA It would fit even better because they will be the generation to grow up with batteries inside everything.
  9. Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the Like button.
  10. Everyone knows of Yao Ming, one of the most iconic basketball players of his generation. Far lesser known was his sister Rai, one of the preeminent female poets of her generation.

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Generation One Liners

Which generation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with generation? I can suggest the ones about generator and creation.

  1. Fidget spinners are useless Says the generation that bought 1.5 million pet rocks.
  2. What generation does Forrest gump belong to? Gen A
  3. What generation is Forest Gump in? Gen A
  4. I can count the number of generations of inbreeding in my family on one hand It's 12
  5. Men are like bank accounts. Without money they won't generate much interest.
  6. What do you name an electricity generator that makes infinite amounts of power? Wattever.
  7. What generation is Forrest Gump from? Gen A!
  8. What do you call a feminist name generator? Nomenclature.
  9. What do you call a bed that gets passed down through generations? An heir mattress
  10. My family has passed down a hand crank... ...for generation...
  11. Generation Z is best known for being hard-working ...within the Minecraft community.
  12. Three generations of prostitutes walk into a bar. "Ouch," they say.
  13. What generation is Forrest Gump from? Gen A
    (I love you jennnaayyyyy)
  14. What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.
  15. Men are like bank accounts Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.

Millennial Generation Jokes

Here is a list of funny millennial generation jokes and even better millennial generation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Millennials have such short attention spans Says the generation that got bored of going to the moon by the third time
  • Millennials being the first generation to grow up online should have been called Gen-E But Forrest Gump ruined it for us
  • Next time someone complains about millennials Remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hard-wood floors.
  • I was born in 1988, so you might think I'm a millennial But please don't assume my generation. I actually identify as a baby boomer.
  • What is the ONE thing Millennials are better at than any other generation? Getting Molested
  • Millennial at least got one thing going for them They're going to outlive the generation that comes after them because they can control if they get their own vaccinations.
  • How do you make the Millennial generation less wussy?
  • The Millennial Generation is so egotistical All they talk about is MeMe.
  • It's ironic that Baby Boomers call Millennials narcissists When their parents referred to themselves as **The Greatest Generation**.
  • How will we create the next generation of fans for Star Wars icons like The Millenium Falcon? Millennials f**...'.

New Generation Jokes

Here is a list of funny new generation jokes and even better new generation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Donald Trump is already generating millions of the new jobs in America! Thanks to him, protesting is now considered a full time job!
  • The Drone Racing League might be one of the most talked about new sports... At least, it's generating a lot of buzz...
  • Lysol's marketing department are trying out some new angles to generate sales. They claim that one bottle can clean an entire family of dolphins! It's the best multi-porpoise cleaner on the market!

Boomer Generation Jokes

Here is a list of funny boomer generation jokes and even better boomer generation puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If I had a dollar for every time a Baby Boomer complained about my generation I'd have enough money to buy a house in this market that they ruined.
  • If I had a dollar note for every time a baby boomer said my generation s**...... I would have enough money to get a mortgage in the ruined economy they made.
  • If I had a penny for every time a baby boomer said my generation s**...... ...then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
Generation joke, If I had a penny for every time a baby boomer said my generation s**......

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about generation can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of generation puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Generation Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about generation you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean growth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make generation prank.

The teacher asked Johnny, "What is s**...?"
Johnny stood up and said: "s**... is a temptation caused my a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation"
The teacher stared at him and fainted.

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation s**......

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation...

I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter?

One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter

So the Pope joined twitter so he can "Reach out to a younger generation."

He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that.

Collection of my favorite Latvian Jokes.

* Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm.
* Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already r**... by soldier.
* Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, Why so long face? Latvian say, I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby.
* Three Latvian are brag about sons. My son is soldier. He have r**... as many women as want, say first Latvian. Zo? second say, My son is farmer. He have all potato he want! Third Latvian wait long time, then say, My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over. Wow! You are win us, say others. But all are feel sad.
* Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
* Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.
* Q: What is happening if you cross Latvian and potato? A: This is cruel joke. please, no more.

"Your generation is too reliant on technology," my grandfather said to me.

"No, YOUR generation is too reliant on technology!" I said as I pulled the plug of his life support in order to further prove my point.

The Mystery of Childbirth

A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"
His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you."
"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."
The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

Did you know when a man masturbates he generates 5 BTU of energy..

So if you had 5000 men in a room m**..., it would be extremely gay.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, kurt cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

And old timer is talking to a millennial and says, "Your generation is sure in trouble thanks to all this talk of computers taking all the jobs. Aren't you worried?" To which the millennial replied,

What jobs?

My Grandfather told me "Your generation relies too much on technology."

Me: "No your generation relies too much on technology."
I then pulled out his life support.

If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation s**......

I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined.

Your generation relies too much on technology.

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

The flag in the moon is fading into an all white flag

Future generations will believe the French were there.

The newest iPhone 6 Plus has an excellent battery life, thanks to...

...the energy generated by the perpetual motion of Steve Jobs rolling in his grave.

They say of rich Arab oil families that the first generation rides in limosines, the second generation drives SUVs, and the third is poor again.

Well that's what happens when you don't keep any Jews around to manage your money.

Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader.

His 85 year old brother!

Why does the National Football League deserve Tax-Exempt Status even though it generated at least $9 billion in revenue last season?

Because it is just as real as the other religions.

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation s**......

I'd have enough money to buy the rights for this joke.

The biggest question of our generation...

Who makes the sandwich in a lesbian relationship?

I just got in an argument with my grandpa about who's generation relies on electronics more

So, I pulled the plug on him. Guess I won that argument

It's really fascinating that I've been able to see language evolve over just a couple generations. For example, what they used to call a chesterfield we now call a couch, what they used to call a veranda we now call a porch, and what they used to call a joke we now call

a president.

Shakespeare Joke

Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Your mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

My Grandpa said, " Your generation relies too much on technology. I'm doing you a favor" as he tossed my phone into the toilet.

I laughed, and replied "No Grandpa, but yours does," as I unplugged his life support.

If I had a dollar every time someone over 40 criticized my generation

I'd be making money in a very weird way.

A young grandson is talking to his grandfather.

"You know grandpa. Our generation is so much better then yours. We have video games, the internet, cell phones and so much cool technology. Your generation didn't have any of that!"
His grandfather replies;
"You're right, we didn't have any of those things around. That's why we had to invent them!"

Three generations apart, watching a soccer game

"Hey great grandpa, watch this soccer game!"
"Sure, which two countries are playing?"
"Austria - Hungary."
"Against who?"

So I was visiting my elderly neighbor the other day and he told me something:

He said "Your generation is too dependant on technology."
I replied with "No your generation is." Then I unplugged his life support.

A touching tribute to Hugh Hefner

RIP Hugh Hefner - the man who taught a complete generation how to read a book with one hand!

My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology."

I replied, "Yours does too." As I turned off his life support...

I hate when a generation refuses to work and still expect to receive government checks

Those baby boomers in Congress sure are entitled snowflakes
I know the shutdown is done, but I think this joke is funny and I made it up myself.

Our generation was so much nicer... I know because I grew up in Germany...

...and we were all kinder

A grandpa is complaining that their generation relies too much on their technology.

They reply, No, you generation relies too much on technology. And we can prove it.
He replies, What are you talking about? , as they slowly unplug his life support.

A teacher asked her class "What is s**...?"

Johny got up and said:
"s**... is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
To increase *population*
For the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation*
Or so you need a *demonstration?*"
The teacher fainted then.

Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids.

Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?

Older generations had trouble supporting the #MeToo movement

I guess women saying pound me too isn't very empowering

Business can be generated any how!

An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.
He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you"
The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter?
So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colony on the last Valentine's Day. In a few days, I got four cases of divorce.
This time I am sending 40 cards

The government reveals their new logo today....

The government reveals their new logo today, on a black background sit a magnificent image of a c**....
I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a c**... allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d**..., and gives you a sense of security while being s**....

My parents don't understand my generation joking about committing s**... and said I wasn't allowed to...

Me: all my friends do it
Parents: if all you're friends jumped off a cliff would you do that too
Me: ok it's bad enough that you won't let me joke about it but you don't need to be a hypocrite

A jewish father was on his death bed with his family around him...

He whispered
"son, come close"
And his son leaned forward so he's inches away from his father. The father grabs a watch from his night stand, a very fancy one, and whispers
"son, this watch has been worn by multiple generations, your great grandfather, your grandfather, and me."
The son with tears on his face says
"Yes father, what about it"
And his father, with his last breaths says:
"We'll, son... Wanna buy it?"

What do the mitochondria and a prison generator have in common?

They are both the powerhouse of the cell.

If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 50 said my generation was lazy.

I could finally afford to pay someone for original jokes.

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation s**.....

Then I could also pay off my college tuition without even having a summer job

I made a program to generate puns, but I stored them in the wrong type of variable

No pun int. Ended

What's the difference between the Chinese Government and a Random Word Generator?

At least a random word generator sometimes tells the truth

Three generations were having brunch together

The grandson looks over at his newlywed wife and asks her, "Will you pass the honey, honey?" She giggles and passes the honey.
The father, not to be outdone, looks over to his wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "You old charmer," and passes the sugar.
The Grandfather looks up, makes eye contact with his wife of 55 years and asks, "Will you pass the tea... bag?"

Recently a new supermarket opened nearby

It has an automatic water mist generator to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it starts the mist, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk section, you hear cows mooing and you get the scent of freshly cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg counter, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more…

3 generations of males went to an old-fashioned store...

The young man asked for a pound of raisins from the pretty lady behind the counter. She had to climb a ladder to fill the order, revealing her n**... flesh under her short skirt. Then, she asked his dad what he wanted.
Wanting to see a p**...-less beauty climb the stairs again, he too asked for a pound of raisins. This time she caught on while grabbing the raisins, looking down on the men getting their carnal delights.
She then asked the grandpa, "I suppose yours is raisin' too?" "No," the old fella said, "but it is twitchin' a bit."

People always ask me how I know where all of this generation's money went

It's in tuition.

What Do People and Video Game Consoles Have in Common?

No one can agree on which generation is the best.

My grandparents think that I depend too much on technology.

They always talk about how much my generation depends on technology, and my grandfather always mentions it whenever I visit them, so then I replied, no, your generation depends too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support.

Have you heard an ex Vice President is releasing a computer generated reggae album?

It's called Al Gore Rhythms

I asked my dad what his parents' generation did to cure boredom before internet and TV existed

Neither him nor his 28 siblings had an answer.

What do h**... call their relatives from past generations?

Their incestors
Came up with it myself. How did I do?

My grandfather was complaining yesterday: your generation is so fragile with your participation awards ...

says the guy who lost the war and still wears medals

Cain, son of Adam, had a s**... load of responsibilities.

Aside from being a farmer Cain was supposed to m**... his brother and do a whole slew of other s**... so that future generations could learn from his mistakes. The lord felt pity for Cain's workload and assigned another human to shoulder some of the load. He called him co-cain. Co-cain helped him get s**... done.

Generation gap

A mum texts, Hi! Son, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?
He texts back, I don't know, love you and talk to you later.
The mother replies, It's OK, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister. Love you too.

What does Gen Z have in common with the Greatest Generation?

They consider it a great achievement if they survive childhood without getting shot.

A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing machines and having them work 24/7

Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.

Generation joke, A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing ma

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