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Electrical Hum - True story
Was working on a Generator switchgear with the factory representative who was from Ireland and we had the generators running and the electrical panel open with all the thick bare copper busbars visible. As most may know anything with a ton of electricity flowing through it makes this humming sound. I told the rep that the hum always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
He said " Do u know why it hums?"
Me, expecting a technical response, " No I dont know. Why does it hum?"
With a totally serious face he replied " Cuz it dont know the fookin words"
A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing machines and having them work 24/7
Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.
What do you name an electricity generator that makes infinite amounts of power?
Wattever.
I made a generator which created electricity through jokes that were confusing but funny regardless.
It created lots of gigglewhats.
Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.
He lost his dam mind.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Women clock
A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.
She asks angel: What are these for?
Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.
The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? ...
Angel says: Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.
The woman asks: Where are the clocks of our men?
The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'
She then asked, what of the women?
The angel replied, 'those are out there generating electricity!'
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