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Animals missing legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It Doesn't matter, it is not going to come anyways.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a cat with no legs?
General Tso's chicken
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Lean beef

What did the comedian say to the Chinese general who refused to laugh?

Why Tso serious?

Why doesn't anyone have to worry about the Chinese invading

Because general tso is a chicken.

Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war?

It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken

Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial

General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50
Coca-Cola........ $1.99
Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless

Why did the Chinese army retreat?

General tso Chicken

Dog food tastes pretty good

I just wish I could shake General Tso's hand.

Number Sixty Nine

Hong and Lin were Chinese immigrants. They had been married for 20 years and operated a successful Chinese takeout restaurant.
One night they are sleeping when Hong wakes up suddenly and immediately rouses his wife. "Honey, I have a hankering for some number sixty nine!"
"Go back to sleep, silly" Lin says. "I'm not going to do that now. It's 2:00 in the morning!"
Hong begs with Lin for several minutes, and finally she relents. But as Lin begins to remove her p**..., Hong stops her and says, "What you doing? I didn't ask for stripper. All I want is some General Tso's chicken, like you make at restaurant!"


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