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Animals missing legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It Doesn't matter, it is not going to come anyways.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a cat with no legs?
General Tso's chicken
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Lean beef
What did the comedian say to the Chinese general who refused to laugh?
Why Tso serious?
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Why doesn't anyone have to worry about the Chinese invading
Because general tso is a chicken.
Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war?
It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken
Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial
General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50
Coca-Cola........ $1.99
Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless
Why did the Chinese army retreat?
General tso Chicken
Dog food tastes pretty good
I just wish I could shake General Tso's hand.
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Number Sixty Nine
Hong and Lin were Chinese immigrants. They had been married for 20 years and operated a successful Chinese takeout restaurant.
One night they are sleeping when Hong wakes up suddenly and immediately rouses his wife. "Honey, I have a hankering for some number sixty nine!"
"Go back to sleep, silly" Lin says. "I'm not going to do that now. It's 2:00 in the morning!"
Hong begs with Lin for several minutes, and finally she relents. But as Lin begins to remove her p**..., Hong stops her and says, "What you doing? I didn't ask for stripper. All I want is some General Tso's chicken, like you make at restaurant!"
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