General Relativity Jokes
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I was doing some scientific research on the House of Hapsburgs and I have now discovered
The Theory of General Relativity.
Albert Einstein Begins a Lecture on General Relativity:
Ok, let's get started, so here is the gravity of the situation...
What's the difference between general and special relativity
Ones in charge of an army and the others a vegetable
[joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers in general)
What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering.
The only way I could solve my problem was using general relativity...
It was a massive problem.
I wonder if Einstein thought of his theory of general relativity...
in New York's Time Squared...
Officer Discussing "Relations"
A party is going on at the Generals house, and four officers are discussing relations.
The General asks how much of it is Fun and how much is work, stating "I think its about 90% work, and 10% fun."
The Commander reluctantly disagrees saying "Sir I think it's more like 25% fun 75% work"
One of the department heads says "In my experience its about 50% work, 50% fun."
To which the JO (Junior Officer) says "I dunno, I know I'm not married sir, but I always thought it was 80% fun, and 20% work"
Just then the Senior Enlisted Advisor walks by so they ask him.
Thinking for a moment he responds "It must be 100% fun, because if any work was involved you four would have enlisted guys over at your house doing it for you."
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