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If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect.
You have to recall everything.
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The Jew says...
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
Catholic: I have a large fortune… I am going to buy Citibank!
Protestant: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!
Muslim: I am a fabulously rich prince… I intend to purchase Microsoft!
They all wait for the Jew to speak…
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee,
looks at them and casually says: I'm not selling!!
Remember when...
... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now...
General Motors will introduce 2 new warning lights for their cars!
One to tell you that you need a new engine and the other to tell you that you need a new car.
Russians have General Winter
Americans have General Motors
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General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma
There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have p**... drawn on them.
Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
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