Gene Jokes

159 gene jokes and hilarious gene puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gene that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Learn why gene jokes are popular among biology enthusiasts! From the gene pool to gene editing and expression, explore the humour of biology in this witty article. Discover how gene Tracy and Megasoreass are being used to create comedy and the unique characteristics of chromosome and species jokes.

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Funniest Gene Short Jokes

Short gene jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gene humour may include short gent jokes also.

  1. Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised. I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...
  2. The evolution of tide pods In 2017 tids pods cleaned clothes but in 2018 it cleans the gene pool
  3. Scientist have found a rare mutation in some goats... It's called the Billy gene and causes them to believe that the kid is not their son.
  4. How do you tell the difference between a male and female chromosome? You pull down it's genes!
  5. Gene Simmons is giving tongue to a Hamas tunnel. His tongue is so long it comes out at the other end of the tunnel.
  6. What do you call Michael Jackson's DNA? Billie Genes
  7. I'm starting to suspect I was cloned from my older brother All my genes are hand-me-downs
    *Adapted from a song by His Royal Weirdness
  8. I recently learned diarrhea is genetic... Yeah, it runs in your genes.
  9. What is a chromosome's favorite article of clothing? a pair of genes.
  10. What happens every time Gene Simmons gets in a fight with his band mates? They Kiss and makeup

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Gene One Liners

Which gene one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gene? I can suggest the ones about clone and trait.

  1. My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary. I guess it runs in your genes
  2. How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes.
  3. Tide announced the new motto for their pods line. Cleaning the gene pool since 2017.
  4. Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase... I could unzip your genes.
  5. I wish I was a helicase enzyme... ...because then I could unzip your genes
  6. I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better you might even say the bacon is CRISPR
  7. A recent study revealed that diarrhea is genetic... .....It runs in the genes.
  8. What did one DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?
  9. DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?
  10. What do you call it when one gene parks in line with another? Par*allele* parking
  11. I come from a long line of alcoholics. My gene pool has a swim up bar.
  12. Scientists have discovered that diarrhea runs in the genes.
  13. How are teenage boys and the enzyme helicase similar? They both want to unzip your genes
  14. My teacher told me to tuck my shirt in. I said, "Why?"
    "Because it *looks* like you've just had s**...," he said, zipping his trouser.
  15. Turns out diarrhea is hereditary- It runs in your genes

Gene Pool Jokes

Here is a list of funny gene pool jokes and even better gene pool puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Tide Pods are really great at cleaning... Up the gene pool.
  • Why do so many Kiwis move to Australia? To improve the gene pool of both countries
  • Why are people eating tide pods? To clean the gene pool!
  • Some chromosomes wanted to go swimming. - Let's jump into that gene pool!
    - There's already a couple in there. You realize what you're about to d...
    - ..yeah yeah, I'm Down with it!!
  • How are a gene pool and a swimming pool similar? Sometimes you have to use bleach to keep it clean.
  • The gene pool recently got cleaner, it was a tide add all along.
  • What do you call a basin full of denim? A gene pool!
  • Dear anti-vaxxers When we said remove yourselves from the gene-pool... we meant stop breeding, not make sure your kids died before they had the chance.
  • Just saw a documentary about Japanese men with inflatable girlfriends. Seems like they're out of the gene pool. Even if they were in the pool, they'd be fine.
  • Tide pods Cleaning the gene pool

Dna Gene Jokes

Here is a list of funny dna gene jokes and even better dna gene puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the similarity between DNA and diarrhea? They both run in the genes.
  • What is DNA's favourite piece of clothing ? Jeans (genes)
  • Marvel are developing a new super hero who has the ability to remotely edit people's DNA. He will be called Gene Hackman
  • What do you call emotions of a DNA? Gene expressions
  • DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman
  • What did one DNA strand say to another DNA strand in the locker room shower? Hi Gene!
  • What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)
  • My parents said they liked my DNA strand model. I said, "Thanks. It's a nice pair of genes."
  • I made a DNA necklace in my science class It goes great with my genes
  • What did the s**... DNA say to the other DNA? Unzip your genes.
Gene joke, What did the s**... DNA say to the other DNA?

Gene Editing Jokes

Here is a list of funny gene editing jokes and even better gene editing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What part of the fridge do you keep the gene edited baby in? The CRISPR
  • Who created the first gene-edited baby? He did.

Gene Simmons Jokes

Here is a list of funny gene simmons jokes and even better gene simmons puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons? One porks women the other un-porks them.
  • What's the difference between Gene Simmons and the Titanic? Only 425 women went down on the Titanic.
  • Iconic Rock items: \-Slash's hat
    \-Freddie Mercury's teeth
    \-Steven Tyler's Botox
    \-Gene Simmons tongue
    \-Kurt Cobain's shotgun
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Comedy Gene Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about gene you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gene pranks.

"That's not it."

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."

I went to a General Store the other day.

Couldn't find anything specific.

Are you a general?

Because you make my privates stand at attention.

A general reads War and Peace

A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it "liked the first half, hated the second. " he said

"Your generation is too reliant on technology," my grandfather said to me.

"No, YOUR generation is too reliant on technology!" I said as I pulled the plug of his life support in order to further prove my point.

General Custer to a Geordie soldier: "The Apaches are playing war drums!" Geordie soldier: "So they're thieving b**... as well as savages!"

A geneticist was unhappy with the result when he spliced potato DNA with that of his own g**....

Nobody likes dictators

So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis

According to her, it runs in our jeans.

My genes put the XY in s**...

Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes

It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest.

After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness...

...hiding behind two other genes.

Your generation relies too much on technology.

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

How do generals show their gratitude to their troops?

They give tanks.

A geneticist is having s**......

During foreplay, the geneticist's partner kept moaning "Aug, aug, AUG!"
The geneticist later proclaims, "I don't know where to start!"

Why did the general order his soldiers to blow a horn as they charged the enemy?

It was strategically sound.

If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect.

You have to recall everything.

Gene Therapy

The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder.
This is the place for wordplay, right?

My plumber insists on personally using every toilet he just installed.

His mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before.
Sorry Gene. We still love you.

Generally, the phrases "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" are used synonymously...

But not at a f**....

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

I don't like generalizations...

They all s**....

Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma

There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have p**... drawn on them.

Where did the General put his armies

In his sleevies...

Scientists have found the gene for shyness

They would have found it years ago, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.

General Custer is addressing his men at the Little Bighorn. He says "well boys, I've got some good news and some bad news."

"The bad news is that the Sioux are camped right down the hill. Come morning they're going to overrun us. They'll ride roughshod over our whole company and leave us all killed, then probably mutilate our corpses beyond recognition when they're done."
His lieutenant asks, "what's the good news General?"
Custer says "Well, we won't have to ride through Nebraska again."

Three generations apart, watching a soccer game

"Hey great grandpa, watch this soccer game!"
"Sure, which two countries are playing?"
"Austria - Hungary."
"Against who?"

Who's the most generous celebrity?


Where do you keep genetically modified vegetables that cure cancer?

In the CRISPR drawer.

You should never generalize women.

It's wrong to make broad assumptions.

The general couldn't find his armies...

...So he rolled up his sleevies

There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions

What happened on June 6, 1944?
We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!
What was the turning point of world war 2?
Battle of the bulge, sir!
What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!
The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.

A general was traning the soldiers...

General:Soldier i dind't see you at the camouflage traning
Soldier:Thank you General!

What's the generic name for Viagara?


What's the generic name for MiraLax?


Two tomatoes walked over a road.

Gene modification have gone way too far.

What did the homosexual scientist do when he discovered that there is indeed a gay gene?

He bought a pair.

What did the genetic engineer say on December 25th?

Merry CRISPRmas!

If you genetically edit the DNA of lettuce...

... you can make it CRISPR
Not mine... I read it off Twitter

There's generally 2 sides to any gun-control debate

The Trigger-happy and the

Two generals are going to a meeting with the emperor..

General 1: "What's the penalty for being late to meet the Emperor?"
General 2: "Death. He's a stickler for that stuff, you know that!"
1: "And what's the penalty for starting a rebellion?"
2: "Come on man, it's death. Obviously. Why do you ask?"
1: "Well, we're late..."

Yo Mama's so generous...

...she gave you an extra helping of chromosomes.

Our generation was so much nicer... I know because I grew up in Germany...

...and we were all kinder

What did the general say when he didn't have enough troops?

Sounds like a personnel problem.

Where do h**... like to hang out during the summer?

The shallow end of the gene pool.


„Yes, General?
„I didn't see you at the disguise training this morning!
„Thank You, Sir!

Why did the general get arrested during a field trip to his military base?

He was exposing his privates to children.

How does the geneticist eat his ice cream?

Helix it.

General: soldier I have not see you in camouflage class today

Soldier: Thanks, Sir!

General: soldier I did not see you in camouflage class today!

Soldier: Thanks, Sir....
Yes this is me ... I fixed the original post....

A genetic botanist doesn't show up to the church picnic.

Her concerned husband finds her in her lab working feverishly on a new pesticide resistant strain of maize.
"Aren't you coming to the congregation picnic?". He asks.
"Screw them and their impossible deadlines! They told me I have until today to get the corn bred!"

What did Gene Wilder name his drug smuggling operation?

Charlie Up The Chocolate Factory

What do generals in the millitary shave?

Their privates.

Should we eliminate psychopaths from the gene pool?

On face value it might seem like a splendid idea, but as much suffering and pain these individuals put the rest of us through... We still need women for survival of the species.

Very generous barber

Is cutting a police officers hair, after that the police takes out his wallet, but barber says it's for free. The next morning barber finds dozen donuts left for him at the door.
Later that day, a florist comes, and as he is taking out his wallet, the barber says it's for free. The next morning barber finds dozen flowers left at the door.
Later that day a jew walks in, he cuts his hair, and then says it's for free.
The next morning barber finds dozen jews at the door.

I had a genetic test done...

I learned brave men run in my family


At first, there was nothing. And then God said, "let there be light".
There was still nothing. But now you could see it more clearly.

The General Social Survey reports that the average male has s**... 54 times a year.

It's going to be a busy month.

When is a General not a General?

When he's being specific!

why is it general kenobi and not specific kenobi ?

only a sith deals in absolutes

If the Genesis flood happened in prehistoric times...

...It'd be Jurassic Ark

If you're genetically predisposed to spelling and grammar errors, does that mean you're…

…typo positive?

Who is CRISPR's favorite actor?

Gene Hackman

Gene joke, Who is CRISPR's favorite actor?

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