Gender Neutral Jokes

Funniest Gender Neutral Short Jokes

Short gender neutral jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gender neutral humour may include short neutral jokes also.

1. I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
2. Why were people flocking to the gender neutral mine? Because there's gold in them/their hills
3. Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter Policeman = Policefighter
   Mailman = Mailfighter
   Fisherman = Fisherfighter
4. I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired
5. The Military recently announced the adoption of gender-neutral pronouns for all members. Members will be allowed to choose from three options:
   * Cannon-fodder
   * Expendable
   * Dead
6. I got in trouble at work for suggesting Saloon Doors on the Gender Neutral Bathroom I just wanted to show my support for swinging both ways
7. The United States Postal Service is, in the interest of gender neutrality, discontinuing the title of "Mailman" and changing it to "Personman".
8. I don't know why people are so worked up about gender neutral bathrooms. It's like they've never heard of public pools.
9. I wanna make a joke about my mom and dad being "gender neutral" But it seems too transparent
10. My friend and his girlfriend just got a puppy . They're a progressive couple, so they gave their dog a gender neutral name. Now the thing thinks it can just go to the bathroom wherever it wants.

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Gender Neutral One Liners

Which gender neutral one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gender neutral? I can suggest the ones about non binary and gender equality.

1. what do you call a gender neutral catgirl/catboy? nyan-binary!
2. What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.
3. The military is now using gender neutral terms like... cannonfodder and expendable
4. What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant!? Non buy dairy.
5. What's the gender neutral version of "mister" an "miss" Miss-ter-y
6. Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man? Because Garbage Woman is redundant
7. 1973: smoking in the boy's room. 2018: vaping in the gender-neutral restroom.
8. Why did the gender neutral couple get a divorce? It was a sexless marriage.
9. What disease can you get from a gender neutral dog bite? Theybies
10. What's a Russian's favorite gender neutral pronoun? Comrade
11. What bathrooms do hipsters use? Gender Neutral Milk Hotel ones.
12. What do you call a gender neutral pain in the a**...? Themorrhoid

Gender Neutral Bathroom Jokes

Here is a list of funny gender neutral bathroom jokes and even better gender neutral bathroom puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I gave my dog a gender neutral name, and now it thinks it can go to the bathroom wherever it wants.

Gender Neutral Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about gender neutral you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gender reveal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gender neutral pranks.