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Because it is cheaper.
There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.
I told her "how about just one boy and one girl? I don't want to contribute to overpopulation."
If it floats it's boy ant.
The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits
"Like a boycott?"
"Don't you start"
I'd have $1.77
There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject
I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.
The Trump card.
The Trump card.
Triggernometry
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
Because gender is binary.
1. Get a glass full of water
2. Throw the ant into the glass
3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
4. If it floats, it's boy ant
Me: I'm looking for a blow up doll
Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender?
Me: I'd like a female.
Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim?
Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What's the difference?
Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant. However, the Muslim will blow itself up.
"Nice gender, did your mommy pick it out for you???"
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent from CNN noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.
The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.
"No", the man replied. "Land-mines."
It was really informative. I thanked her for her 1.56 cents.
They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject to bring up
I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.
I'd have $1.70 because women make less.
What is college feminism?
10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers
Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.
Time to update my display to 4K.
Glucose guardian.
I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was.
I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.
Last night we saw an argument between a woman who wanted to talk facts, and a man who only wanted to talk about his feelings.
I would have 10 cents and a lot of counterfeits.
Fe Male
There used to be 2 of them, but now it is a sensitive topic.
Once there were two and now its a sensitive topic.
how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?
the feminist holding it
FeMale
Put the ant in water and if it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Because there's no such thing as safe space.
If it sinks it's a girl ant, but if it floats it's a boy ant
There is an inequality when it comes to men and women. For example...
If a man sleeps with hundreds of women he is respected and labled as a stud or a player. Nothing bad is said about him and he goes on acting like the player he is.
However, if a woman that goes around sleeping with hundreds of men, she's your mum.
...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery.
Policeman = Policefighter
Mailman = Mailfighter
Fisherman = Fisherfighter
She said that she needed to be Frank with me.
And boy or girl are my arms tired
By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.
The Ex-Men.
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive topic.
...I would have 2 dollars and run a counterfeit money smuggling ring.
No matter how good they are, having 2 dads forces the poor kids to deal with TWICE the dad jokes. Having 2 mom's isn't much better, they're all gonna end up in an "Ask your mom" loop
i would have 10 euros and alot of counterfeit money
There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.
Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
She's Rich now.
So there's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head who are all pregnant. A man walks up to the brunette and asks what gender she is having. She replies saying "well I was on top so I'm having a boy!' He then asks the red head what gender her baby is and she replies "well I was on the bottom so I'm having a girl!' He then asks the blonde what she is having and she says 'Oh my god! I must be having puppies!'
& they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"
Honestly he looks right through me and doesn't acknowledge my existence and seems to be frightened when I say something. It's like I'm totally trans-parent
I'd have two coins.
"Would you like fries with that?"
Me: Killing Mosquitos
Wife: How many have you killed?
Me: Total 5. 2 Female and 3 Male
Wife: How did you know their gender?
Me: Three were near my beer bottle and two near my wallet
If women can do anything men can, how come they've never successfully suppressed an entire gender?
Men 1 Women 0.....
Apparently, 'in HD' wasn't the right answer.
I don't know how were going to raise 57 kids.
As they are waiting, they begin to discuss what gender they each think their babies are going to be.
Well I know my baby is going to be a girl, said the Brunette. My husband and I were doing it missionary style when she was conceived.
Mine will be a boy! Said the redhead. I was riding on top of him when I got pregnant.
This causes the Blonde to burst hysterically into tears.
What's wrong? The other two asked.
I'm going to have puppies!
Gender rolls
I just wanted to show my support for swinging both ways
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.