Gender Jokes

• Short Gender Jokes
• Gender One Liners
• Gender Reveal Jokes
• Gender Studies Jokes
• Gender Neutral Jokes
• Gender Equality Jokes
• Gender Pay Gap Jokes
• More Gender Jokes

Funniest Gender Short Jokes

Short gender jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gender humour may include short female jokes also.

1. Genders are like the twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.
2. My wife said she wanted just one child of each gender I told her "how about just one boy and one girl? I don't want to contribute to overpopulation."
3. You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, If it floats it's boy ant.
4. Two years ago we'd never heard of gender reveal parties. Now they're spreading like wildfire.
5. I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
6. One of my friends told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids won't even look at them anymore.. It's almost as if they have become trans-parent.
7. How to determine the gender of your cat ? pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
8. If I had a dollar for every gender there was... I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.
9. Minorities play the race card. Women play the gender card. Homosexuals play the gay card. What's left for straight white men? The Trump card.
10. Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have? The Trump card.

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Gender One Liners

Which gender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gender? I can suggest the ones about male and genre.

1. Why is every gender equality officer female? Because it is cheaper.
2. If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits
3. "I won't use stores that gender kids' beds" "Like a boycott?"
   "Don't you start"
4. If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.77
5. Genders are like the twin towers There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject
6. What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry
7. There are 10 genders Because gender is binary.
8. what do you call a gender neutral catgirl/catboy? nyan-binary!
9. Modern day bullies be like: "Nice gender, did your mommy pick it out for you???"
10. Doesn't the "B" in LGBT ... imply there are only 2 genders?
11. I now understand the 52 genders Male, female, and 50 shades of gay
12. If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $1.70 because women make less.
13. What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.
14. The military is now using gender neutral terms like... cannonfodder and expendable
15. If I had a dollar for every gender I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.

Gender Reveal Jokes

Here is a list of funny gender reveal jokes and even better gender reveal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I went to a gender reveal party last week. Everyone freaked out when I pulled down my pants.
• Why did California become a red state? Someone threw a gender reveal party.
• The couple who started the gender reveal fires have said they are not to blame. "Don't blame us, blame arson'"
• I just got kicked out of the weirdest Gender Reveal party.. Apparently we had to wear pants...
• The world's biggest gender reveal party happened way back in 1945 When Japan found out the US had a Little Boy
• Yeah the gender reveal started a wildfire... ... but we did it for ar-son!
• I took my pants off at a party... I guess I misunderstood what a gender reveal party was supposed to be.
• The first gender reveal party was in Hiroshima. It was a little boy.
• At a gender reveal party, a box is lifted to reveal a glass of water. The crowd goes wild and break
  into a thunderous applause.
  The gender is fluid.
• I was chased out of a gender reveal party yesterday... How was I supposed to know it was just about the baby?

Gender Studies Jokes

Here is a list of funny gender studies jokes and even better gender studies puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is College Feminism? What is college feminism?
  10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers
• What's more useless than a Gender Studies degree? the feminist holding it
• Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts? Because there's no such thing as safe space.
• What do gender studies graduates commonly say? "Would you like fries with that?"
• An engineer and a gender-studies grad walk into a McDonald The gender-studies grad turns to engineer and says "Just wait here until I get behind the counter and take your order"
• What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a phd in Gender Studies? A well educated Barista
• A scientist walks up to a gender studies major in a Starbucks. What does the gender studies major say? "Welcome to Starbucks. Can I take your order please"
• What do you say to a female that studied gender science? Could I have the burger with fries please?
• A recent study shows that you can't be friends with the gender that you are attracted to. Guess I am bisexual now.
• So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions.

Gender Neutral Jokes

Here is a list of funny gender neutral jokes and even better gender neutral puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why were people flocking to the gender neutral mine? Because there's gold in them/their hills
• Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter Policeman = Policefighter
  Mailman = Mailfighter
  Fisherman = Fisherfighter
• I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired
• The Military recently announced the adoption of gender-neutral pronouns for all members. Members will be allowed to choose from three options:
  * Cannon-fodder
  * Expendable
  * Dead
• What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant!? Non buy dairy.
• I got in trouble at work for suggesting Saloon Doors on the Gender Neutral Bathroom I just wanted to show my support for swinging both ways
• The United States Postal Service is, in the interest of gender neutrality, discontinuing the title of "Mailman" and changing it to "Personman".
• What's the gender neutral version of "mister" an "miss" Miss-ter-y
• I don't know why people are so worked up about gender neutral bathrooms. It's like they've never heard of public pools.
• Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man? Because Garbage Woman is redundant

Gender Equality Jokes

Here is a list of funny gender equality jokes and even better gender equality puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.
• To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes. The Ex-Men.
• Why is every "Gender Equality Officer" a female? They're cheaper.
• "I wish for gender equality!" *the genie waves his wand.*
  "Well, I'm not sure how you guys will repopulate, but that's on you."
• In the interest of gender equality, this year my church... ...is going to sing Christmas Hers.
• I believe in gender equality.. That's why I don't say ladies first,
  I say ladies at the same time.
• Gender equality is like women's pockets It just looks like it's there.
• How will we know when we've reached gender equality? Magicians will be sawing men in half, too.
• Why are women so upset with the gender hiring equality in the Post Office? Because it's such a mail dominated industry
• I love going out to dinner with feminists I always talk up gender equality before handing them the check

Gender Pay Gap Jokes

Here is a list of funny gender pay gap jokes and even better gender pay gap puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Gender pay gap... For every dollar that a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents, that doesn't make sense, the mans only left with 30...
• Want to reduce the gender pay gap? Change your major from feminine interpretive dance to electrical engineering.

Cheeky Gender Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about gender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gender pranks.