The Best 73 Gender Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Gender jokes. There are some gender norms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gender transgender puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Gender Jokes and Puns
Why is every gender equality officer female?
Because it is cheaper.
Genders are like the Twin Towers
There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.
My wife said she wanted just one child of each gender
I told her "how about just one boy and one girl? I don't want to contribute to overpopulation."
You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant,
If it floats it's boy ant.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.
How will we truly reach gender equality?
By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.
If women can do anything men can do...
how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?
My dad's go to joke...
So there's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head who are all pregnant. A man walks up to the brunette and asks what gender she is having. She replies saying "well I was on top so I'm having a boy!' He then asks the red head what gender her baby is and she replies "well I was on the bottom so I'm having a girl!' He then asks the blonde what she is having and she says 'Oh my god! I must be having puppies!'
Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
What is College Feminism?
What is college feminism?
10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers
I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes.
I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was.
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Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have?
The Trump card.
Gender inequality.
There is an inequality when it comes to men and women. For example...
If a man sleeps with hundreds of women he is respected and labled as a stud or a player. Nothing bad is said about him and he goes on acting like the player he is.
However, if a woman that goes around sleeping with hundreds of men, she's your mum.
I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference....
And boy or girl are my arms tired
I'm not sure what gender fluid is...
...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery.
Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?
They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
What is the gender of Iron Man?
Fe Male
A woman must walk 5 paces behind...
Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
Last night I found out that my wife has conditional gender dysphoria.
She said that she needed to be Frank with me.
How are genders like the twin towers?
There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.
The debates flipped gender roles.
Last night we saw an argument between a woman who wanted to talk facts, and a man who only wanted to talk about his feelings.
How can you tell an ant's gender?
1. Get a glass full of water
2. Throw the ant into the glass
3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
4. If it floats, it's boy ant
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
& they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"
What math classes do gender studies majors take?
Triggernometry
Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians
Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.
Time to update my display to 4K.
If I had a coin for every gender there is..
I'd have two coins.
Genders are like the twin towers
There used to be 2 of them, but now it is a sensitive topic.
Modern day bullies be like:
"Nice gender, did your mommy pick it out for you???"
What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?"
Glucose guardian.
What's more useless than a Gender Studies degree?
the feminist holding it
Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts?
Because there's no such thing as safe space.
If I had a dollar for every gender
I'd have $1.77
My girlfriend was telling me all about the gender wage gap...
It was really informative. I thanked her for her 1.56 cents.
If I had a dollar for every gender there was...
I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.
So I walked into a sex shop the other day...
Me: I'm looking for a blow up doll
Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender?
Me: I'd like a female.
Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim?
Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What's the difference?
Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant. However, the Muslim will blow itself up.
There are 10 genders
Because gender is binary.
If I had a dollar for every gender...
I'd have $1.70 because women make less.
If I had a dollar for every gender
I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.
What gender is Google?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What's Iron Man's gender?
FeMale
Talking about gender is like talking about the twintowers...
Once there were two and now its a sensitive topic.
Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter
Policeman = Policefighter
Mailman = Mailfighter
Fisherman = Fisherfighter
Gender Equality
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent from CNN noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.
The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.
"No", the man replied. "Land-mines."
You can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it in a puddle of water
If it sinks it's a girl ant, but if it floats it's a boy ant
Genders are like the twin towers
There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject
If i had 5 euros for evey gender....
i would have 10 euros and alot of counterfeit money
Minorities play the race card. Women play the gender card. Homosexuals play the gay card. What's left for straight white men?
The Trump card.
How to tell ant gender
Put the ant in water and if it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.
If I had a dollar for every gender
I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits
Gender is like the Twin Towers
There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject to bring up
My friend Rachel made a bet for $10,000 that she wouldn't change her gender
She's Rich now.
I think same gender couples should not be able to get kids.
No matter how good they are, having 2 dads forces the poor kids to deal with TWICE the dad jokes. Having 2 mom's isn't much better, they're all gonna end up in an "Ask your mom" loop
If I had a nickel for every gender...
I would have 10 cents and a lot of counterfeits.
Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
Ever since I decided to swap gender my son never notices me…
Honestly he looks right through me and doesn't acknowledge my existence and seems to be frightened when I say something. It's like I'm totally trans-parent
I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms
The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
If I had a dollar for every gender there was...
...I would have 2 dollars and run a counterfeit money smuggling ring.
Genders and the Twin Towers have something in common...
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive topic.
"I won't use stores that gender kids' beds"
"Like a boycott?"
"Don't you start"
To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes.
The Ex-Men.
I just got kicked out of the weirdest Gender Reveal party..
Apparently we had to wear pants...
The couple who started the gender reveal fires have said they are not to blame.
"Don't blame us, blame arson'"
Two years ago we'd never heard of gender reveal parties.
Now they're spreading like wildfire.
Why did California become a red state?
Someone threw a gender reveal party.
The military is now using gender neutral terms like...
cannonfodder and expendable
What do LGBTQ members drink?
Gender fluid
My 72-year-old mother just informed me that she's going to her first sex party and doesn't know what to bring.
After some delicate questioning, gender reveal, mom. It's called gender reveal .
My friends are furious at me for taking off my pants.
In my defense, the invitation specifically said GENDER REVEAL PARTY...
Gender roles are changing. Nowadays some women get mad when you hold a car door open.
Particularly the ones on bikes.
If you spell gender backwards...
...you might be a redneg.
Gender and sex can't be the same thing
Because i don't remember having gender with your mum last night
A recent study shows that you can't be friends with the gender that you are attracted to.
Guess I am bisexual now.
I work at IBM as a quantum computer developer and last night i hooked up with a gender studies graduate.
we had nothing in common,
but eventually we bonded over our mutual hatred for binary systems.
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