Gender Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Gender puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Gender

Why is every gender equality officer female?

Because it is cheaper.

Genders are like the Twin Towers

There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.

My wife said she wanted just one child of each gender

I told her "how about just one boy and one girl? I don't want to contribute to overpopulation."

You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant,

If it floats it's boy ant.

I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms

The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend

If I had a dollar for every gender

I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits

"I won't use stores that gender kids' beds"

"Like a boycott?"

"Don't you start"

If I had a dollar for every gender

I'd have $1.77

Genders are like the twin towers

There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject

If I had a dollar for every gender there was...

I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.

Minorities play the race card. Women play the gender card. Homosexuals play the gay card. What's left for straight white men?

The Trump card.

Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have?

The Trump card.

What math classes do gender studies majors take?

Triggernometry

Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

There are 10 genders

Because gender is binary.

How can you tell an ant's gender?

1. Get a glass full of water
2. Throw the ant into the glass
3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
4. If it floats, it's boy ant

So I walked into a sex shop the other day...

Me: I'm looking for a blow up doll

Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender?

Me: I'd like a female.

Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim?

Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What's the difference?

Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant. However, the Muslim will blow itself up.

Modern day bullies be like:

"Nice gender, did your mommy pick it out for you???"

Gender Equality

Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent from CNN noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.

The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.

"No", the man replied. "Land-mines."

My girlfriend was telling me all about the gender wage gap...

It was really informative. I thanked her for her 1.56 cents.

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

Gender is like the Twin Towers

There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject to bring up

I like my women like I like my coffee.

I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.

If I had a dollar for every gender...

I'd have $1.70 because women make less.

What is College Feminism?

What is college feminism?
10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers

Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed lesbians

Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.

Time to update my display to 4K.

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?"

Glucose guardian.

I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes.

I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was.

If I had a dollar for every gender

I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.

The debates flipped gender roles.

Last night we saw an argument between a woman who wanted to talk facts, and a man who only wanted to talk about his feelings.

If I had a nickel for every gender...

I would have 10 cents and a lot of counterfeits.

What is the gender of Iron Man?

Fe Male

Genders are like the twin towers

There used to be 2 of them, but now it is a sensitive topic.

Talking about gender is like talking about the twintowers...

Once there were two and now its a sensitive topic.

If women can do anything men can do...

how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?

What's more useless than a Gender Studies degree?

the feminist holding it

What's Iron Man's gender?

FeMale

How to tell ant gender

Put the ant in water and if it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.

What gender is Google?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts?

Because there's no such thing as safe space.

You can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it in a puddle of water

If it sinks it's a girl ant, but if it floats it's a boy ant

Gender inequality.

There is an inequality when it comes to men and women. For example...

If a man sleeps with hundreds of women he is respected and labled as a stud or a player. Nothing bad is said about him and he goes on acting like the player he is.

However, if a woman that goes around sleeping with hundreds of men, she's your mum.

I'm not sure what gender fluid is...

...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery.

Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter

Policeman = Policefighter


Mailman = Mailfighter


Fisherman = Fisherfighter

Last night I found out that my wife has conditional gender dysphoria.

She said that she needed to be Frank with me.

I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference....

And boy or girl are my arms tired

How will we truly reach gender equality?

By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.

To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes.

The Ex-Men.

Genders and the Twin Towers have something in common...

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive topic.

If I had a dollar for every gender there was...

...I would have 2 dollars and run a counterfeit money smuggling ring.

I think same gender couples should not be able to get kids.

No matter how good they are, having 2 dads forces the poor kids to deal with TWICE the dad jokes. Having 2 mom's isn't much better, they're all gonna end up in an "Ask your mom" loop

If i had 5 euros for evey gender....

i would have 10 euros and alot of counterfeit money

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

A woman must walk 5 paces behind...

Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."

My friend Rachel made a bet for $10,000 that she wouldn't change her gender

She's Rich now.

My dad's go to joke...

So there's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head who are all pregnant. A man walks up to the brunette and asks what gender she is having. She replies saying "well I was on top so I'm having a boy!' He then asks the red head what gender her baby is and she replies "well I was on the bottom so I'm having a girl!' He then asks the blonde what she is having and she says 'Oh my god! I must be having puppies!'

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

& they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"

Ever since I decided to swap gender my son never notices me…

Honestly he looks right through me and doesn't acknowledge my existence and seems to be frightened when I say something. It's like I'm totally trans-parent

If I had a coin for every gender there is..

I'd have two coins.

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

"Would you like fries with that?"

Wife asked me what am I doing

Me: Killing Mosquitos
Wife: How many have you killed?

Me: Total 5. 2 Female and 3 Male
Wife: How did you know their gender?

Me: Three were near my beer bottle and two near my wallet

Men 1 Women 0

If women can do anything men can, how come they've never successfully suppressed an entire gender?

Men 1 Women 0.....

While in my gender studies class, I got asked how, in society, lesbians should be viewed...

Apparently, 'in HD' wasn't the right answer.

I asked my girlfriend how many kids she wants and she said one of each gender.

I don't know how were going to raise 57 kids.

A Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead are all pregnant and waiting for an ultrasound in the doctor's office.

As they are waiting, they begin to discuss what gender they each think their babies are going to be.

Well I know my baby is going to be a girl, said the Brunette. My husband and I were doing it missionary style when she was conceived.

Mine will be a boy! Said the redhead. I was riding on top of him when I got pregnant.

This causes the Blonde to burst hysterically into tears.

What's wrong? The other two asked.

I'm going to have puppies!

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

I got in trouble at work for suggesting Saloon Doors on the Gender Neutral Bathroom

I just wanted to show my support for swinging both ways

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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