Gender Jokes
185 gender jokes and hilarious gender puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gender that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This is a collection of the funniest gender jokes around. Whether you're looking for jokes about men or women, this article has got you covered. So sit back, relax, and enjoy a good laugh.
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Funniest Gender Short Jokes
Short gender jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gender humour may include short female jokes also.
- Genders are like the twin Towers There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.
- My wife said she wanted just one child of each gender I told her "how about just one boy and one girl? I don't want to contribute to overpopulation."
- You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant, If it floats it's boy ant.
- Two years ago we'd never heard of gender reveal parties. Now they're spreading like wildfire.
- I'm tired of all these forced gender neutral terms The girl I'm going out with insist on calling me just friend instead of boyfriend
- How to determine the gender of your cat ? pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
- A trans man went to his therapist and then a gender reassignment surgeon. To both of them he said the same thing... I need to get something off my chest.
- My girlfriend was telling me all about the gender wage gap... It was really informative. I thanked her for her 1.56 cents.
- Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
- Why were people flocking to the gender neutral mine? Because there's gold in them/their hills
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Gender One Liners
Which gender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gender? I can suggest the ones about male and genre.
- If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have two dollars and a bunch of counterfeits
- "I won't use stores that gender kids' beds" "Like a boycott?"
"Don't you start" - Genders are like the twin towers There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject
- What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry
- There are 10 genders Because gender is binary.
- what do you call a gender neutral catgirl/catboy? nyan-binary!
- What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.
- The military is now using gender neutral terms like... cannonfodder and expendable
- If I had a dollar for every gender I would have two dollars and a lot of monopoly money.
- What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male
- Why did California become a red state? Someone threw a gender reveal party.
- If i had 5 euros for evey gender.... i would have 10 euros and alot of counterfeit money
- If I had a coin for every gender there is.. I'd have two coins.
- What do gender studies graduates commonly say? "Would you like fries with that?"
- What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant!? Non buy dairy.
Gender Reveal Jokes
Here is a list of funny gender reveal jokes and even better gender reveal puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I went to a gender reveal party last week. Everyone freaked out when I pulled down my pants.
- The couple who started the gender reveal fires have said they are not to blame. "Don't blame us, blame arson'"
- I just got kicked out of the weirdest Gender Reveal party.. Apparently we had to wear pants...
- The world's biggest gender reveal party happened way back in 1945 When Japan found out the US had a Little Boy
- Yeah the gender reveal started a wildfire... ... but we did it for ar-son!
- I took my pants off at a party... I guess I misunderstood what a gender reveal party was supposed to be.
- The first gender reveal party was in Hiroshima. It was a little boy.
- At a gender reveal party, a box is lifted to reveal a glass of water. The crowd goes wild and break
into a thunderous applause.
The gender is fluid. - I was chased out of a gender reveal party yesterday... How was I supposed to know it was just about the baby?
- My Uncle John is hosting a gender reveal party Sorry, I mean my Aunt Jane.
Gender Studies Jokes
Here is a list of funny gender studies jokes and even better gender studies puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is College Feminism? What is college feminism?
10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers - Why don't ethnic and gender studies majors become astronauts? Because there's no such thing as safe space.
- An engineer and a gender-studies grad walk into a McDonald The gender-studies grad turns to engineer and says "Just wait here until I get behind the counter and take your order"
- What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a phd in Gender Studies? A well educated Barista
- A scientist walks up to a gender studies major in a Starbucks. What does the gender studies major say? "Welcome to Starbucks. Can I take your order please"
- What do you say to a female that studied gender science? Could I have the burger with fries please?
- A recent study shows that you can't be friends with the gender that you are attracted to. Guess I am bisexual now.
- So I talkedto a gender studies graduate the other day. I told her I wanted a #1 combo with no tomatos or onions.
- What's the difference between a degree in gender studies and a large pizza A large pizza can feed a family of four
- I work at IBM as a quantum computer developer and last night i hooked up with a gender studies graduate. we had nothing in common,
but eventually we bonded over our mutual hatred for binary systems.
Gender Neutral Jokes
Here is a list of funny gender neutral jokes and even better gender neutral puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Gender neutral guide: Fireman = Firefighter Policeman = Policefighter
Mailman = Mailfighter
Fisherman = Fisherfighter - I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired
- The Military recently announced the adoption of gender-neutral pronouns for all members. Members will be allowed to choose from three options:
* Cannon-fodder
* Expendable
* Dead - I got in trouble at work for suggesting Saloon Doors on the Gender Neutral Bathroom I just wanted to show my support for swinging both ways
- The United States Postal Service is, in the interest of gender neutrality, discontinuing the title of "Mailman" and changing it to "Personman".
- What's the gender neutral version of "mister" an "miss" Miss-ter-y
- I don't know why people are so worked up about gender neutral bathrooms. It's like they've never heard of public pools.
- Why is there no gender-neutral term for Garbage Man? Because Garbage Woman is redundant
- I wanna make a joke about my mom and dad being "gender neutral" But it seems too transparent
- My friend and his girlfriend just got a puppy . They're a progressive couple, so they gave their dog a gender neutral name. Now the thing thinks it can just go to the bathroom wherever it wants.
Gender Equality Jokes
Here is a list of funny gender equality jokes and even better gender equality puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.
- To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes. The Ex-Men.
- "I wish for gender equality!" *the genie waves his wand.*
"Well, I'm not sure how you guys will repopulate, but that's on you." - In the interest of gender equality, this year my church... ...is going to sing Christmas Hers.
- I believe in gender equality.. That's why I don't say ladies first,
I say ladies at the same time. - Gender equality is like women's pockets It just looks like it's there.
- I love going out to dinner with feminists I always talk up gender equality before handing them the check
- Why don't we organize a marathon to promote gender equality? 8km for men and 5km for women!
Gender Pay Gap Jokes
Here is a list of funny gender pay gap jokes and even better gender pay gap puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Want to reduce the gender pay gap? Change your major from feminine interpretive dance to electrical engineering.

Cheeky Gender Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about gender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gender pranks.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.
My friend is majoring in Gender Studies.
He's been a broad for the past semester.
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Men 1 Women 0
If women can do anything men can, how come they've never successfully suppressed an entire gender?
Men 1 Women 0.....
My dad's go to joke...
So there's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head who are all pregnant. A man walks up to the brunette and asks what gender she is having. She replies saying "well I was on top so I'm having a boy!' He then asks the red head what gender her baby is and she replies "well I was on the bottom so I'm having a girl!' He then asks the blonde what she is having and she says 'Oh my god! I must be having puppies!'
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While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian...
I guess you could say I'm Eh-s**....
What's a feminist's least favorite food?
Gender rolls
What do you call a gender reassigned person who has a baby?
Transparent.
People say women can do everything men can do.
Have women ever successfully oppressed an entire gender?
I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes.
I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was.
I'm not sure what gender fluid is...
...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery.
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I laugh at anyone who proudly states they are getting a degree in Gender Studies.
Not because I'm sexist, but because that's a s**...-a**... thing to get a degree in.
"With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?"
"I'm certainly not a big fan."
A woman must walk 5 paces behind...
Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
Last night I found out that my wife has conditional gender dysphoria.
She said that she needed to be Frank with me.
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How are genders like the twin towers?
There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.
The debates flipped gender roles.
Last night we saw an argument between a woman who wanted to talk facts, and a man who only wanted to talk about his feelings.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
& they're like "How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"
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Today a Gender Studies student asked me how our society viewed l**...
Apparently, in HD wasn't the correct answer.
Time to update my display to 4K.
If I had a dollar for every gender
I would have 2 dollars
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Genders are like political parties...
There are many, but only 2 actually matter.
I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender:
We'll see how it Pans out.
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A Comparison of the Different Languages
**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"
**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"
**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"
**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.
**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten t**... instead.
A man parks in a handicapped spot
One day a man parks in a handicapped spot. An elderly woman woman drives up from behind, beeps the man and says "young man your not disabled, you should not be parking here".
The man replies "did you just assume my gender".
"Oh my mistake" says the woman
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Genders are like the twin towers
There used to be 2 of them, but now it is a sensitive topic.
Yesterday, I surveyed strangers and asked them which gender is more complicated.
Half of the women are still answering.
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If I had a dollar for every gender
I'd have $1.77
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If I had a dollar for every gender there was...
I'd have 2 dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.
I've decided to put off my gender transition surgery until after I've gotten my linguistics degree
I'm a trans later
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So I walked into a s**... shop the other day...
Me: I'm looking for a blow up doll
Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender?
Me: I'd like a female.
Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim?
Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What's the difference?
Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant. However, the Muslim will blow itself up.
If I had $500,000 for every existing gender
I'd be a millionaire.
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Wife asked me what am I doing
Me: Killing Mosquitos
Wife: How many have you killed?
Me: Total 5. 2 Female and 3 Male
Wife: How did you know their gender?
Me: Three were near my beer bottle and two near my wallet
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My school camp had to change s**... to gender on their form
Because too many people where putting down "yes please".
I can't seem to be able to see my mom and dad since they switched gender...
... it's like they've become transparent.
What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't accept its gender?
A Tranasaurus Rex
Finally, thanks to gender fluidity I can be what I always have been.
A lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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If I had a quarter for every existing gender,
I'd have $0.50 and a bunch of counterfeits
Gender Equality
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent from CNN noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front.
The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.
"No", the man replied. "Land-mines."
You know if you gave me a dollar for every gender there is I would have 2 dollars...
and a whole bunch of counterfeits.
What does a gender-ambiguous robot identify as?
Non\-binary.
What does a 4 year old gender fluid child and a vegan cat have in common?
We both know who's making the decision...
The four things you cannot choose.
1. Your gender
2. Your race
3. Your nationality
4. The president of Turkey.
I think it's inappropriate for men to make fun of the gender wage gap; to ignore and minimize it, or to make cheap jokes about it.
Also, you could easily find some women to make those same jokes way cheaper.
My friend Rachel made a bet for $10,000 that she wouldn't change her gender
She's Rich now.
I decided to have a chat with my son the other day about gender reassignment, and I really wanted to be frank with him.
But some days I can't help but be Susan.
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If I had a nickel for every gender...
I would have 10 cents and a lot of counterfeits.
At my friend's gender reveal party last night
They told me to put my pants back on.
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Genders are like the Twin Towers
There used to be two of them, and now it's a really uncomfortable topic.
What gender are people who sleep exclusively with prostitutes?
Buysexual
Barbara Walters once did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands...
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime and women seemed happy to maintain the old custom.
Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you still abide by an old custom, that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, "Land mines."
I asked my girlfriend how many kids she wants and she said one of each gender.
I don't know how were going to raise 57 kids.
Ever since I decided to swap gender my son never notices me…
Honestly he looks right through me and doesn't acknowledge my existence and seems to be frightened when I say something. It's like I'm totally trans-parent
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Random dirty joke
Girl 1: Hey, that's a nice bike. When you get her?
Girl 2: Her? Did you just assume my bike's gender?
Girl 1: Well I find it hard to believe any guy lets you ride them willingly.
How can you tell the gender of an ant?
You put them in water. If it floats, then it's buoyant.
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If I had a dollar for every gender there was...
...I would have 2 dollars and run a counterfeit money smuggling ring.

