Gemstones Jokes
4 gemstones jokes and hilarious gemstones puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gemstones that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Gemstones Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good gemstones joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I have an exam about gemstones.
I don't think I'm going topaz.
What did the gemstone say when it missed the bus?
Garnet!
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What are s**... Doo's favourite gemstones?
Velma's Roobies.
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A frog walks into a bank...
...and proceeds to ask the Asian teller, Ms. Patricia Wok, for a $5,000 loan. Absolutely gobsmacked at a talking frog she mechanically goes through the procedure, asking him if he has any references. As a matter of fact, he replies, my dad's m**... Jagger, he's a musician. Okay, she says hesitantly. I mean if a talking frog, what's not allowed? Do you have any collateral, she continues. Yeah, he says, this ruby, while pulling a crimson rock from his overalls. Composing herself she decides to ask the bank manager for assistance. Quickly bringing him up to speed, she says, can we continue with the transaction and is the ruby even real? At which point the bank manager examines the gemstone, sizes up the situation and says, it's just a nicknack Patty Wok but give the frog a loan, his old man is a rolling stone.
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