The Best 6 Gems Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gems jokes. There are some gems debut jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gems scholarships puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gems Jokes and Puns

This is one of those gems thought up at 4 am, why does nobody listen to Neo-Nazis?

It's all just white noise.

What did the gemstone say when it missed the bus?

Garnet!

People say musicians are gems

I used to think Simon and Garfunkel were real gems,
but then I about diamond and carbuncle.

Scooby Doo may not care for most precious gems

But he does appreciate Velma's rubies.

A guy I was working out with gave me some great tips

They were Jim's Gym Gems.


Did you hear about the jewler who was in court for selling fake gems?

Everything about it was flawed!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gems nashville jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gems jewelery piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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