Gemini Jokes
5 gemini jokes and hilarious gemini puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gemini that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Gemini Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good gemini joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An old man is walking in the hospital...
An old man is walking in the hospital and talks to himself:
-aquarius?... no, no no... was it gemini?... naaah...
young doctor cant stand it anymore and walks to him:
-cancer grandpa, you got cancer!
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An astrologer went to the doctor for her lab results.
*Before the doctor could say anything, the astrologer asks* What's your zodiac sign?
Doctor: Gemini
Astrologer: I knew it, Gemini are the most studious of all the zodiac sign.
Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?
Astrologer: Cancer.
Doctor: **What a coincidence.**
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The reason my last relationship didn't work out is because she was a gemini...
and I don't believe in b**....
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Studies show unprotected s**... has over an 8 percent chance of causing Cancer.
The same study found a near equal chance of causing Gemini or Sagittarius.
My parents have cancer.
And I have gemini
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