Gelatine Jokes
14 gelatine jokes and hilarious gelatine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gelatine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gelatine Short Jokes
Short gelatine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gelatine humour may include short jokes also.
- WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can.
If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT.
It's spam! - Once arrested a guy with a gun made of gelatin Charged him with carrying a congealed weapon
- How did the mailman know the package was meant for the gelatin enthusiast? The package was signed, congealed and delivered.
- How does a vegan egg houses on mischief night? They steal your eggs and candies with dairy and gelatin
- What do you call gelatin made with a certain chronological herb? Wibbly-wobbly, thymey-whimey.
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Gelatine One Liners
Which gelatine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gelatine? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin? A jello!
- What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us
- How do I use gummy bears when I run out of l**...? I gelatin.
Gelatine Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about gelatine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gelatine pranks.
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I hate it
I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles.
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A milk thief goes into a barn
He finds a suitable cattle, and tries to milk it. Eventually he resorts to s**... on the udder, and eventually gets a spurt of gelatinous, salty milk. The farmer enters to see the man spitting it out, before the man remarks about the disgusting milk.
Farmer hands him a bucket, and points to another heifer. He says
"That's the female cow right there."
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A german, a frenchman, and a greek c**... in the amazon
A german, a frenchman, and a greek are on a plane. The plane crashes in the amazon. They meet the natives and they say "don't kill us" and the amazonians say "We will not kill you, but you have to do something. You have to spend 10 years in a cave. We will fill the cave up with all the provisions you need and whatever you want."
They ask the german what he wants. He says "I want bratwurst. I want sausages everywhere. I wanna eat'em all the time, and I wanna eat a lot." So they fill the cave up with sausages.
They ask the frenchman what he wants. He says "I want women. I want women everywhere. I don't what kind of women; what age, what color, what size. I just want women." So they fill the cave up with women.
They ask the greek guy. He says "I want cigarettes. I wanna chain smoke all the time. I wanna smoke my way through the 10 years." So they fill the cave up with cigarettes.
10 years pass and it is time to open the caves. They open the german's cave. Out comes one huge beast of a man, so gelatinous, they can barely get him through the door.
They open the frenchman's cave. And they see little kids playing around, women talking to each other, and the frenchman h**... away at another woman in bed.
they open the greek guy's cave. He is sitting on top of a pile of unopened cigarettes. He says "A lighter...........give me a lighter!"