Gel Jokes
30 gel jokes and hilarious gel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gel Short Jokes
Short gel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gel humour may include short pharmaceutical jokes also.
- The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene. It's that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.
- Eminem needs to release an aftershave and shower gel gift set for Christmas Eminessence and Marshal Lathers.
- I got a bald person hair gel for Christmas. She immediately started crying when she opened it. I guess the chemo makes her emotional.
- Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert? It was her sole comfort.
- Gimli was going on a date last night, so I let him borrow my hair gel and my shaving foam. And my Axe.
- Nobody tells me what I can or can't eat Least of all some guy whose job is labelling packets of silica gel.
- What do you call dying from a flammable gel that's made from horse hands? Neighpalm Death.
- Bought one of those fancy memory-gel mattresses Doesn't work because it turns out nothing has happened in my bed that's worth remembering
- Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional.
- I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower.
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Gel One Liners
Which gel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gel? I can suggest the ones about pill and contraception.
- What do you call flammable gel that's made from horse hands? Neighpalm
- Someone said to me that my hair gel looked like snot: I replied: "No! It's not!"
- What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel? Krill Bream.
- Seagull mystery if seagulls fly over the bay, would they be BAY-GELS?
- What do you call a gel birth control? SonBlock
- What should the name of the first male birth control gel be? Sonblock.
- I went to jail after dropping the soap. I mean gel, learned my lesson the first time.
- What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel? Jon Bonjela!
- I moisturize my hands with k**... gel... ...that way everybody gets a warm welcome.
Hilarious Gel Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about gel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mints jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gel pranks.
My house was robbed last night. The burglars took everything except my soap, shower gel, towel, toothpaste, and mouthwash.
Dirty b**....
In the World of Punctuation, Asterisks give a party...
In the World of Punctuation, Asterisks give a party.
The party is for Asterisks only, and only Asterisks can enter.
At some time the doorbell rings. One Asterisk opens the door and sees a Dot.
The Asterisk says to the Dot:
"I'm sorry, you cannot enter, this party is for Asterisks only"
And the Dot says: "idiot, it's me! I put gel in my hair!"
Pedro gets a New Secretary.
Pedro gets a New Secretary.
He faces a volley of rapid fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband's roving eye.
Dora (Pedro's wife): Does your new secretary have nice legs?"
Pedro: Didn't quite notice."
Dora: "What color are her eyes?"
Pedro: Haven't had the time to check."
Dora: "What are the nail polish colors she uses, metallic, gel or neon ?"
Pedro: Not a clue in the world."
Dora: "Does she wear matte, glossy or frosted lipstick?
Pedro: I barely spoke to her, so don't know.
Dora: "How does she dress?"
Pedro: "Very quickly
Couple police jokes
1) A hole has opened up on the motorway, the police are looking into it.
2) Someone has stolen the toilets at the police station, the police have nothing to go on.
3) A lorry carrying hair gel has tipped under suspicious cirumstances, over scattering it's content all over the road. The police are combing the area.
Walked into a dry cleaners the other day and I was amazed.
The chap behind the counter had fluorescent blue gel like hands. To my further amazement, he was using them as detergent on the clothes.
I said, excuse me sir, may I ask you to hold my bag whilst I take a photo of your appendages?! I feel like the internet would be amazed at this
He said I can't sorry, my hands are tide
Researchers have developed a groundbreaking new birth control gel for men
How it works is the man applies the gel for about two minutes and then realizes he no longer needs s**....
s**... therapists have invented a new long lasting, alcohol based, v**... gel and lubricant.
Campaigners have slammed the move saying it could lead to 24 hour m**... drinking.