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68 geese jokes and hilarious geese puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about geese that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Humor about Canadian geese, the gaggle, their bad behavior and the vultures that clean up after them. Read for a good laugh about carcasses, flight patterns, and other funny goose facts.

Funniest Geese Short Jokes

Short geese jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The geese humour may include short goose jokes also.

  1. All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so what do you call a group of Karens? An HOA
  2. Ever wonder why when geese fly in a "V" one side is longer than the other? Its because one side has more geese.
  3. If a very social person is called a "people person"... Then wouldn't a very social goose be called a "geese goose"?
  4. When you see geese flying in the famous V formation, have you ever noticed that one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There's more geese on that side.
  5. They say geese mate for life But in my experience they fly away as soon as you let go of them.
  6. When geese are migrating, why is one side of the V longer than the other? That side has more geese on it.
  7. How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encyclopedias? They're flying in-formation.
  8. What do Canadian geese, and Canadian truckers have in common? They block the roads and honk
  9. I was driving with my friend when he pointed out a gaggle of geese in the field next to us. So I turned my head and took a gander.
  10. What did the Brazilian goose on the balcony say to the squirrel passing by? I don't know, I don't speak porch of geese

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Geese One Liners

Which geese one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with geese? I can suggest the ones about ducks and goats.

  1. A couple of geese fell down from the stairs. They got multiple goose bumps.
  2. What do you get when you run over geese? Goose bumps
  3. Why did the flock of geese cross the road? Because they were afraid to fly United.
  4. What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux
  5. I plowed through a gaggle of geese on the road It gave me Goosebumps
  6. What language do Brazilian Geese speak? Portuguese
  7. What happened when the two geese got into a fight? It went south
  8. Why do geese fly in a V formation? Because if they walked it'd take too long.
  9. I've been looking to get rid of some male geese. Would you like to take a gander?
  10. Why do geese fly south in the winter? Walking takes too long.
  11. What are goosebumps for? To slow down speeding geese!
  12. What are goosebumps used for? To keep geese from speeding!
  13. Why do geese fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk!!
  14. What do you call a city filled with protesting geese? Honk Kong
  15. Lots of people hit their heads at the geese bar. More should duck.

Canadian Geese Jokes

Here is a list of funny canadian geese jokes and even better canadian geese puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond? Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
  • Canadian geese are very easy to find... They are always saying sorry
  • Canadian geese Ruining the good name of Canadians everywhere
  • [TIL] The scientific reason Canadian geese flight pattern is always more geese on one side. Geese can't count
Geese joke, [TIL] The scientific reason Canadian geese flight pattern is always more geese on one side.

Laughable Geese Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about geese you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seagull jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make geese pranks.

Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster.

s**... geese.

How do black geese call to white geese?

h**...! h**...!

A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys?

A corporation.

Whats the difference between a m**... and hamlet performed by geese?

Nothing, they're both fowl play

You know when geese are flying in a V,

one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is?
Cause there's more geese on that side.

What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese?

A m**... most fowl

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Why did geese stop migrating?

Because they could no longer fly United.

You know how geese always fly in a V shape, and one side of the V is always longer than the other? Ever wonder why that is?

It's because there's more geese on that side.

So Roy Moore and a little girl walking through a scary Forest

The little girl turns to him and says, "Geese mister I'm really scared!".
And he says " How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Two geese walk into a bar...

Maybe one of them should've ducked.

"Why do you enjoy running geese over in your car?"

"It gives me Goose Bumps!"

A flock of geese passes by overhead, in class 'v' formation.

Dad: Do you know why one side of the 'v' is longer than the other?
Son: No, why?
Dad: Because it has more geese.

Why do geese fly in V formation?

Because C would be too offensive.

Why was the detective concerned when the baseball team of all geese won the World Series?

He suspected fowl play.

You know how when geese fly in a V one side tends to be longer? Do you know why that is?

More geese on that side

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

"Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year?" the guy asks the bartender. "Yes, but let's be fair about it," the bartender replies. "It's really hard for a goose to kill a shark."

Why are geese always such jerks?

They have fowl tempers.

A government run initiative to restore the male geese population is getting a lot of media attention...

Critics are referring to it as proper gander.

When geese are flying in a V formation, do you know why one side tends to be longer than the other?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

When you see geese flying in a V, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

That side has more geese.

God and Canadians

When God made Canadians, he made them polite, peace-loving, and nice.
But the Devil said, "you are disturbing the balance of nature".
God thought about it, and said, "you are right. But I don't want to undo my work."
Devil: "well, there is only one way to fix this."
So God created Canadian Geese.

Geese joke, All groups of animals have unique names: a gaggle of geese, a pod of whales, a colony of ants… so

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