The Best 46 Geese Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Geese jokes. There are some geese goosebumps jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these geese plural puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Geese Jokes and Puns

What do you call a city filled with protesting geese?

Honk Kong

Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster.

Stupid geese.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Geese joke, What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps


80-year-old's joke overheard at Costco food court

Have you ever seen geese flying in a v formation? Often one side of the v will be longer than the other. Do you know why?

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There are more geese on that side of the v.

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This old man was dropping tons of jokes in the Costco food court. A few were pretty funny.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Geese joke, What are goosebumps for?

What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road?

Goosebumps

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do black geese call to white geese?

HONKEY! HONKEY!

A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys?

A corporation.

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Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese?

Nothing, they're both fowl play

You know when geese are flying in a V,

one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is?
Cause there's more geese on that side.

What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese?

A murder most fowl

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Canadian geese

Ruining the good name of Canadians everywhere

Geese joke, Canadian geese

If a very social person is called a "people person"...

Then wouldn't a very social goose be called a "geese goose"?

Why did the flock of geese cross the road?

Because they were afraid to fly United.

Why did geese stop migrating?

Because they could no longer fly United.


What language do Brazilian Geese speak?

Portuguese

When geese are migrating, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

That side has more geese on it.

You know how geese always fly in a V shape, and one side of the V is always longer than the other? Ever wonder why that is?

It's because there's more geese on that side.

So Roy Moore and a little girl walking through a scary Forest

The little girl turns to him and says, "Geese mister I'm really scared!".

And he says " How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Ever wonder why when geese fly in a "V" one side is longer than the other?

Its because one side has more geese.

Two geese walk into a bar...

Maybe one of them should've ducked.

What did the Brazilian goose on the balcony say to the squirrel passing by?

I don't know, I don't speak porch of geese

Canadian geese are very easy to find...

They are always saying sorry

How is a flock of geese like an airplane full of encyclopedias?

They're flying in-formation.

"Why do you enjoy running geese over in your car?"

"It gives me Goose Bumps!"

A flock of geese passes by overhead, in class 'v' formation.

Dad: Do you know why one side of the 'v' is longer than the other?

Son: No, why?

Dad: Because it has more geese.

Lots of people hit their heads at the geese bar.

More should duck.

Why do geese fly south in the winter?

Walking takes too long.

Why do geese fly in V formation?

Because C would be too offensive.

Why was the detective concerned when the baseball team of all geese won the World Series?

He suspected fowl play.

You know how when geese fly in a V one side tends to be longer? Do you know why that is?

More geese on that side

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

"Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year?" the guy asks the bartender. "Yes, but let's be fair about it," the bartender replies. "It's really hard for a goose to kill a shark."

[TIL] The scientific reason Canadian geese flight pattern is always more geese on one side.

Geese can't count

Why do geese fly south in the winter?

It's to far to walk.

I've been looking to get rid of some male geese.

Would you like to take a gander?

Why do geese fly in a V formation?

Because if they walked it'd take too long.

A government run initiative to restore the male geese population is getting a lot of media attention...

Critics are referring to it as proper gander.

Ponce de Leon stapled a bird to my home

He gone geese da door

When geese are flying in a V formation, do you know why one side tends to be longer than the other?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

What happened when the two geese got into a fight?

It went south

I plowed through a gaggle of geese on the road

It gave me Goosebumps

When you see geese flying in a V, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

That side has more geese.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the geese gander jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working geese duck piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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