Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.
Seriously though, fuck geese.
Its because one side has more geese.
Staying Alive
That side has more geese on it.
Stayin' Alive
Walking takes too long.
one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is?
Cause there's more geese on that side.
It's because there's more geese on that side.
More geese on that side
KGBGs
When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking.
Maybe one of them should've ducked.
Another farmer get close to him, interested in the creature
-That's one beautifully colored rooster you have there
-Thank you, he is indeed good looking
-But does he do his job, you know, with the hens? asks again the other farmer
-Of course he does. All day long, he fucks hens, he fucks ducks, he fucks gees
-Does he really do that??
-Aaaall day long, even more, he sometimes fucks the cows, the goats, the sheep, everything!
-Waaait a second, if he's such a good rooster, why are you selling him?
-Because yesterday he started squinting his eyes when looking at me.
...I pray you Saint Anne...
Suddenly the devil appears: Oh, it's you again. For Pete's sake stop calling me if you don't mean it and at least pronounce my name right.
The priest shouts: Go away satan.
St. Anne appears: You want me to leave you? Gees, at least you could pronounce my name right.
The priest takes a piece of paper and writes using the sacramental wine:
I command you Satan, leave my church.
Dyslexic Santa appears:
Stop wasting the good wine! And what the heck you have against me?
(I modified the joke I wrote here earlier, I hope you like it)
Because C would be too offensive.
so I gave the Bee Gees GGs the heebie jeebies
"What? How?"
"Apparently the acceleration was too much for her."
"Gees."
"Exactly."
Because they could no longer fly United.
5 or more
It's to far to walk.
They have fowl tempers.
The BEE Gees
Because they're downright *deplorable*!
A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.
It has more geese in it.
... there are more birds in it.
The fourth one ducks
They turned the water fowl
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