Gees Jokes

Funniest Gees Short Jokes

Short gees jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gees humour may include short geeks jokes also.

1. My wife said, "Did I ever tell you how great it feels when we make love?" I said, "Gee, honey. No."
   And she said, "Exactly. Now let's just go to sleep, OK?"
2. A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef:
   "Gee, this steak is rubbery!" And the chef replies "thank you very much!"
3. Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church. They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, "Gee, I've never come across your faces before."
4. Gee I sure hope the rioters in DC don't do anything to the IRS building at 1111 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20224.
5. Eyes give everything away. A cop pulls over a guy. Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking? Gee, officer, the man says, Your eyes are awfully glazed-have you been eating doughnuts?
6. A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says "Gee that's a byoot!" The Dealer responds "That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"
7. DAD JOKE!! Oh look kids, a train just passed here.
   Gee dad how can you tell that?
   Well look, you can see it's tracks!!!
8. Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing bee gees songs in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking.
9. Gee, I wonder if SARS-CoV-2 mutated to the point where it could infect birds... I guess you could call the disease it causes "CO*R*VID-19," eh?
10. How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

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Gees One Liners

Which gees one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gees? I can suggest the ones about goose and jeez.

1. What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of sock? Gee, you knit?
2. What did the rapper, The Game, say when 50 cent gifted him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
3. What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees? Staying Alive
4. What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive
5. What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs
6. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
7. The Bee Gees made a song specifically describing men More than a woman.
8. Skeleton: Gee I sure have a lotta work to do today... A skele-ton
9. My heart must be Italian.. because it is fra-gee-lay.
10. A comedian tells a joke to a group of bodybuilders, but nobody laughs Gee, tough crowd
11. What did the tree say to the shape? Gee, I'm a tree
    (Gee-om-a-tree)
    Read out loud
12. What is Nicolas Cage's least favorite band? The BEE Gees
13. My name is Dr. B. Gee I help people stay alive, stay alive
14. What did the acorn say his favorite school subject was? Well, gee! I'm a tree!
15. Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song? Chive Talkin'

Bee Gees Jokes

Here is a list of funny bee gees jokes and even better bee gees puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was once paid to scare the Gibbs brothers' horses... so I gave the Bee Gees GGs the heebie jeebies
• I just learned that there's only one surviving member of the Bee Gees left. So yeah, he's certainly stayin' alive.
• Using a Ouija board, I tried to communicate with the dead. It spelled out "Ah ah ah yeah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"... Must have bought a Bee Gee board by mistake...

Humorous Gees Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about gees you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gees pranks.