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47 gees jokes and hilarious gees puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gees that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud at some of the funniest and silliest jokes about the beloved Bee Gees. From "Sheesh" to "Hooh!", you'll be guaranteed a good time!

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Funniest Gees Short Jokes

Short gees jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gees humour may include short geeks jokes also.

  1. Me: "Gee honey, it sure is muggy out today!" Her: "If I walk outside and all of our mugs are on the front porch, I'm leaving you."
    Me: *sips coffee from a bowl*
  2. My wife said, "Did I ever tell you how great it feels when we make love?" I said, "Gee, honey. No."
    And she said, "Exactly. Now let's just go to sleep, OK?"
  3. What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?
  4. A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef:
    "Gee, this steak is rubbery!" And the chef replies "thank you very much!"
  5. Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church. They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, "Gee, I've never come across your faces before."
  6. Gee I sure hope the rioters in DC don't do anything to the IRS building at 1111 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20224.
  7. Eyes give everything away. A cop pulls over a guy. Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking? Gee, officer, the man says, Your eyes are awfully glazed-have you been eating doughnuts?
  8. So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, "Gee, I really hate my step-mom." The other one replies "Well why don't you try the potatoes?"
  9. Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
    Gee, I'll never part with it!
  10. A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says "Gee that's a byoot!" The Dealer responds "That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"

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Gees One Liners

Which gees one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gees? I can suggest the ones about goose and jeez.

  1. What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of sock? Gee, you knit?
  2. What did eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
  3. What did the rapper, The Game, say when 50 cent gifted him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
  4. What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees? Staying Alive
  5. What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she gave him a homemade scarf? "Gee, You Knit?"
  6. What did 50 Cent say when Lloyd Banks gave him a new sweater? Gee, you knit?
  7. What did 50 cent say to his grandmother after she made him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
  8. What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive
  9. What does Dr. Dre say to 50 cent when he gives him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
  10. What's the name of the Russian bee gees cover band? KGBGs
  11. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
  12. What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting? "Gee U Knit!"
  13. The Bee Gees made a song specifically describing men More than a woman.
  14. Skeleton: Gee I sure have a lotta work to do today... A skele-ton
  15. My heart must be Italian.. because it is fra-gee-lay.

Bee Gees Jokes

Here is a list of funny bee gees jokes and even better bee gees puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking.
  • I was once paid to scare the Gibbs brothers' horses... so I gave the Bee Gees GGs the heebie jeebies
  • I just learned that there's only one surviving member of the Bee Gees left. So yeah, he's certainly stayin' alive.
  • Using a Ouija board, I tried to communicate with the dead. It spelled out "Ah ah ah yeah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"... Must have bought a Bee Gee board by mistake...
  • What is Nicolas Cage's least favorite band? The BEE Gees
  • Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song? Chive Talkin'
Gees joke, Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Humorous Gees Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about gees you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gees pranks.

Ever wonder why when geese fly in a "V" one side is longer than the other?

Its because one side has more geese.

When you see geese flying in the famous V formation, have you ever noticed that one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

There's more geese on that side.

They say geese mate for life

But in my experience they fly away as soon as you let go of them.

When geese are migrating, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

That side has more geese on it.

Why do geese fly in a V formation?

Because if they walked it'd take too long.

Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad

"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"...
"Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".

Why do geese fly south in the winter?

Walking takes too long.

Why do geese fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk!!

You know when geese are flying in a V,

one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is?
Cause there's more geese on that side.

You know how when geese fly in a V one side tends to be longer? Do you know why that is?

More geese on that side

You know how geese always fly in a V shape, and one side of the V is always longer than the other? Ever wonder why that is?

It's because there's more geese on that side.

When you see geese flying in a V, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

That side has more geese.

Two geese walk into a bar...

Maybe one of them should've ducked.

Why do geese fly in V formation?

Because C would be too offensive.

When geese are flying in a V formation, do you know why one side tends to be longer than the other?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Why are geese always such jerks?

They have fowl tempers.

Why did geese stop migrating?

Because they could no longer fly United.

"You heard about the lady who died riding a roller coaster?"

"What? How?"
"Apparently the acceleration was too much for her."
"Gees."
"Exactly."

Why do geese fly south in the winter?

It's to far to walk.

Gees joke, Why do geese fly south in the winter?