gees Jokes

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Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks?

Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.

Seriously though, fuck geese.

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Ever wonder why when geese fly in a "V" one side is longer than the other?

Its because one side has more geese.

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What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees?

Staying Alive

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When geese are migrating, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

That side has more geese on it.

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What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

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Why do geese fly south in the winter?

Walking takes too long.

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You know when geese are flying in a V,

one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is?
Cause there's more geese on that side.

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You know how geese always fly in a V shape, and one side of the V is always longer than the other? Ever wonder why that is?

It's because there's more geese on that side.

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You know how when geese fly in a V one side tends to be longer? Do you know why that is?

More geese on that side

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs in my fridge.

When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking.

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Two geese walk into a bar...

Maybe one of them should've ducked.

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A young farmer was out, selling his rooster at the marketplace.

Another farmer get close to him, interested in the creature

-That's one beautifully colored rooster you have there

-Thank you, he is indeed good looking

-But does he do his job, you know, with the hens? asks again the other farmer

-Of course he does. All day long, he fucks hens, he fucks ducks, he fucks gees

-Does he really do that??

-Aaaall day long, even more, he sometimes fucks the cows, the goats, the sheep, everything!

-Waaait a second, if he's such a good rooster, why are you selling him?

-Because yesterday he started squinting his eyes when looking at me.

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A catholic priest is praying

...I pray you Saint Anne...

Suddenly the devil appears: Oh, it's you again. For Pete's sake stop calling me if you don't mean it and at least pronounce my name right.

The priest shouts: Go away satan.

St. Anne appears: You want me to leave you? Gees, at least you could pronounce my name right.

The priest takes a piece of paper and writes using the sacramental wine:

I command you Satan, leave my church.

Dyslexic Santa appears:

Stop wasting the good wine! And what the heck you have against me?

(I modified the joke I wrote here earlier, I hope you like it)

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Why do geese fly in V formation?

Because C would be too offensive.

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I was once paid to scare the Gibbs brothers' horses...

so I gave the Bee Gees GGs the heebie jeebies

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"You heard about the lady who died riding a roller coaster?"

"What? How?"
"Apparently the acceleration was too much for her."
"Gees."
"Exactly."

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Why did geese stop migrating?

Because they could no longer fly United.

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How many geese does it take to form a gaggle...

5 or more

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Why do geese fly south in the winter?

It's to far to walk.

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Why are geese always such jerks?

They have fowl tempers.

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What is Nicolas Cage's least favorite band?

The BEE Gees

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Geese aren't waterfowl....

Because they're downright *deplorable*!

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What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

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When geese fly in a V formation do you know why sometimes one part of the V is much longer than the other?

It has more geese in it.

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When geese (ducks, etc.) migrate, they fly in a V pattern. One line of the V is always longer than the other because...

... there are more birds in it.

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3 geese hit their headwalk on a metal rod at the Fowl bar.

The fourth one ducks

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Why don't geese fly over flint Michigan?

They turned the water fowl

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