Gees Jokes
39 gees jokes and hilarious gees puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gees that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud at some of the funniest and silliest jokes about the beloved Bee Gees. From "Sheesh" to "Hooh!", you'll be guaranteed a good time!
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Funniest Gees Short Jokes
Short gees jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gees humour may include short geeks jokes also.
- My wife said, "Did I ever tell you how great it feels when we make love?" I said, "Gee, honey. No."
And she said, "Exactly. Now let's just go to sleep, OK?" - A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef:
"Gee, this steak is rubbery!" And the chef replies "thank you very much!" - Two altar boys are hoping to work in a church. They are walking down the aisle in the church when the priest sees them. He walks up to them and says, "Gee, I've never come across your faces before."
- Gee I sure hope the rioters in DC don't do anything to the IRS building at 1111 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20224.
- Eyes give everything away. A cop pulls over a guy. Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking? Gee, officer, the man says, Your eyes are awfully glazed-have you been eating doughnuts?
- A Texan goes to a car dealership He sees a car he likes and says "Gee that's a byoot!" The Dealer responds "That's not a Buick that's a Honda!"
- DAD JOKE!! Oh look kids, a train just passed here.
Gee dad how can you tell that?
Well look, you can see it's tracks!!! - Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing bee gees songs in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking.
- Gee, I wonder if SARS-CoV-2 mutated to the point where it could infect birds... I guess you could call the disease it causes "CO*R*VID-19," eh?
- How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
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Gees One Liners
Which gees one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gees? I can suggest the ones about goose and jeez.
- What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of sock? Gee, you knit?
- What did the rapper, The Game, say when 50 cent gifted him a sweater? Gee, you knit?
- What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees? Staying Alive
- What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive
- What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs
- Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
- The Bee Gees made a song specifically describing men More than a woman.
- Skeleton: Gee I sure have a lotta work to do today... A skele-ton
- My heart must be Italian.. because it is fra-gee-lay.
- A comedian tells a joke to a group of bodybuilders, but nobody laughs Gee, tough crowd
- What did the tree say to the shape? Gee, I'm a tree
(Gee-om-a-tree)
Read out loud - What is Nicolas Cage's least favorite band? The BEE Gees
- My name is Dr. B. Gee I help people stay alive, stay alive
- What did the acorn say his favorite school subject was? Well, gee! I'm a tree!
- Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song? Chive Talkin'
Bee Gees Jokes
Here is a list of funny bee gees jokes and even better bee gees puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I was once paid to scare the Gibbs brothers' horses... so I gave the Bee Gees GGs the heebie jeebies
- I just learned that there's only one surviving member of the Bee Gees left. So yeah, he's certainly stayin' alive.
- Using a Ouija board, I tried to communicate with the dead. It spelled out "Ah ah ah yeah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"... Must have bought a Bee Gee board by mistake...

Humorous Gees Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about gees you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gees pranks.
Ever wonder why when geese fly in a "V" one side is longer than the other?
Its because one side has more geese.
They say geese mate for life
But in my experience they fly away as soon as you let go of them.
Why do geese fly in a V formation?
Because if they walked it'd take too long.
Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad
"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"...
"Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".
Why do geese fly south in the winter?
Walking takes too long.
Why do geese fly in V formation?
Because C would be too offensive.
Why are geese always such jerks?
They have fowl tempers.
"You heard about the lady who died riding a roller coaster?"
"What? How?"
"Apparently the acceleration was too much for her."
"Gees."
"Exactly."
Why don't geese fly over flint Michigan?
They turned the water fowl
3 geese hit their headwalk on a metal rod at the Fowl bar.
The fourth one ducks
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A catholic priest is praying
...I pray you Saint Anne...
Suddenly the devil appears: Oh, it's you again. For Pete's sake stop calling me if you don't mean it and at least pronounce my name right.
The priest shouts: Go away satan.
St. Anne appears: You want me to leave you? Gees, at least you could pronounce my name right.
The priest takes a piece of paper and writes using the sacramental wine:
I command you Satan, leave my church.
Dyslexic Santa appears:
Stop wasting the good wine! And what the heck you have against me?
(I modified the joke I wrote here earlier, I hope you like it)
How many geese does it take to form a gaggle...
5 or more
Geese aren't waterfowl....
Because they're downright *deplorable*!
