Geeks Jokes

Funniest Geeks Short Jokes

Short geeks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The geeks humour may include short nerd jokes also.

1. Q: How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke? A: You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
2. My wife is a computer geek and wants to name our son "one eighth of a byte" So I said "Really honey? Don't you think that's a bit...?"
3. What is the best girlfriend for a computer geek? One that turns his software into hardware.
4. For the geeks An sql query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can i join you?'
5. Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
   A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
6. What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
7. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker.
   (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
8. Why did the geek want to go to a party full of vampires, zombies, and ghosts. He wanted to finally be the life of a party.
9. Do you like maths?
   If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
10. I was once in a music group called, "Fat Technology Geeks". We've since updated our name to: "Broadband".

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Geeks One Liners

Which geeks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with geeks? I can suggest the ones about computer nerd and gees.

1. I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L.
2. I'm a huge PC building geek. Some people might even call me a CPU fan
3. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
4. What do you call forty geeks playing Monopoly? Microsoft.
5. Where do math geeks usually sleep at? the matrices
6. What did one computer geek emo say to the other? WinRAWR.
7. What is a geeks favorite horror novel? Information Technology by Stephen King
8. Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
   A: A major glitch!
9. What do you call a tech geek you joins the wrong group of friends A miss-clique
10. If nerds play RPGs, what do Geeks play? RBGs.
11. NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle.
12. Hide a seek champion...
    ;
    Since 1958
13. Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
    A: Your mouse pad.
14. What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085
15. No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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