Geek Jokes

Funniest Geek Short Jokes

Short geek jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The geek humour may include short nerd jokes also.

1. My wife is a computer geek and wants to name our son "one eighth of a byte" So I said "Really honey? Don't you think that's a bit...?"
2. What is the best girlfriend for a computer geek? One that turns his software into hardware.
3. Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors?
   A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
4. What do you call a tall, obese computer nerd with a bladder control problem. A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
5. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker.
   (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
6. Why did the geek want to go to a party full of vampires, zombies, and ghosts. He wanted to finally be the life of a party.
7. Do you like maths?
   If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
8. I was once in a music group called, "Fat Technology Geeks". We've since updated our name to: "Broadband".
9. Black holes are where God divided by zero.
10. Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
    A: Your bad backlinks.

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Geek One Liners

Which geek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with geek? I can suggest the ones about it nerd and computer nerd.

1. I plan on starting a geek rap band... I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L.
2. I'm a huge PC building geek. Some people might even call me a CPU fan
3. What do you call forty geeks playing Monopoly? Microsoft.
4. Where do math geeks usually sleep at? the matrices
5. What did one computer geek emo say to the other? WinRAWR.
6. What is a geeks favorite horror novel? Information Technology by Stephen King
7. Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
   A: A major glitch!
8. What do you call a tech geek you joins the wrong group of friends A miss-clique
9. If nerds play RPGs, what do Geeks play? RBGs.
10. Hide a seek champion...
    ;
    Since 1958
11. Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover?
    A: Your mouse pad.
12. What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085
13. No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
14. Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
15. If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!

Computer Geek Jokes

Here is a list of funny computer geek jokes and even better computer geek puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Q: What do you call a computer expert?
  A: A control-alt-elite.
• On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
• Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
• Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
• If the box says:
  "This software requires Windows XP or better"
  Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
• Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
• Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
• The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
• What does a computer geek get when bit by a mosquito? An IEEE Virus
• For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more.

Band Geek Jokes

Here is a list of funny band geek jokes and even better band geek puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips? Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Science Geek Jokes

Here is a list of funny science geek jokes and even better science geek puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
  A: I find you very attractive.
• Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
  A: Classical conditioning.

Hilarious Geek Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about geek you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean freak jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make geek pranks.