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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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I want to call my little baby Ellie."
Nurse replies, "I'm sorry, but that name is already taken, perhaps you can consider naming her Ellie532 or Ellie_153?"
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*
What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.
I think I'll call it Run-D.L.L.
So they put another engineer onto our team, His name is Ian Bradley, he is the guy that checks data flow down curcuits, making sure nothing is getting held up or slowed down.
I got an email from him the other day,
the header was
IanB.org
Resistors are Futile
John is being shown around the office by his new boss. They enter the IT department and John sees a man using two keyboards at once. "That's incredible", says John. "Trust a geek to use two keyboards at once". "Hey!" replied his boss. "That's stereotyping. "
A tromboner.
You turned my floppy disk into a solid state.
So I said "Really honey? Don't you think that's a bit...?"
A: You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
80085
A Big Fat Geek Wetting.
Information Technology by Stephen King
Anakin Skywalker.
(Happy Geek Pride Day!)
Geek Squad
The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike."
The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
They're both wereworfs
=D
WinRAWR.
He wanted to finally be the life of a party.
A dog-tor. (If you're a geek, you'll get it)
A miss-clique
I've got a 21-inch... monitor.
One that turns his software into hardware.
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