Gecko Jokes
6 gecko jokes and hilarious gecko puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about gecko that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy some of the funniest and punniest gecko jokes around! Featuring witty puns about crested geckos, caimans, frogs, and other reptiles, you won't be able to keep a straight face!
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What is a good gecko joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I've never trusted lizards...
right from the gecko.
I bought a gecko and named him Tiny because...
he was my newt.
Harry the gecko
Harry the gecko is asked in school what he wants to be when he grows up.
Harry - "I want to be a witch."
Teacher gecko - "No, you cannot be a witch."
Harry - "Why not? Hermione gets to be a witch."
Teacher gecko - "Because your're a lizard Harry."
Villager 1: Flee for your lives! The mad scientist in the castle turned a tiny lizard into a monster that's destroying everything in its path!
Villager 2: Meh, why bother. We're doomed from the gecko.
It didn't take long for my son to learn about lizards.
He understood from the ge-cko
LifeProTip: If your child wants to help name your pet...
..let them pick the middle name. That way if they pick something silly, you can still refer to your pet by the normal name. For example, my 4 year old's rabbit is now named
Peter "floppy-eared-princess" Smith
Similarly, my 15 year old's gecko is named
Freddy "f**...-you-this-isn't-a-phase" Smith
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