The Best 8 Gdp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gdp jokes. There are some gdp import jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gdp colonies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gdp Jokes and Puns

How did Germany raise its GDP pc. during WW2?

Reduce the capita

A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.

The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"

The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"

Every Husband is a farmer by default.

His survival solely depends on "agree"culture...

"Agree"culture increases the GDP (Gross Domestic Peace).

Not my original. Just heard at a party recently. :)

Have you heard who's playing the lead role in Hollywood's latest fairytale movie?

China's GDP numbers.

AAPLs market cap off $1T is equivalent to Florida's GDP

Of course, that's comparing apples to oranges.


How do EU pirates measure national output?

GDP Arr

By how much is the Irish GDP growing?

It's Dublin.

Canada's Gas prices...

They fell as fast as Greece's GDP.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gdp global jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gdp inflation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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