Gazelle Jokes
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A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport...
... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts "what is this?" and the hyena says "it's my carrion".
How many gazelles does it take to kill a lion
Gazzelion
What do you call a pessimistic gazelle?
A cantaloupe.
Why do gazelles always lose races?
Cause they're running against cheetahs
The mountain gazelle is said to have the ability to jump higher than the average house
Considering houses don't jump
Did you hear about that trans-species gazelle?
He's really transformed himself. You could say he was born a gnu.
Buzzards on a plane
Two buzzards were at the check in counter at their local airport answering the usual questions. The desk agent finally noticed the piece of rotting gazelle they had brought with them.
"Are you going to check that?" the agent asks.
"No. That's my carrion."
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