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32 gaze jokes and hilarious gaze puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gaze that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Gaze jokes have become increasingly popular as an easy way to make light-hearted fun of the male gaze. This article takes a look at some of the most lovingly gazed jokes out there and gives a few tips on how to make them squint-worthy.

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Popular Gaze Short Jokes

Short gaze jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gaze humour may include short gazing jokes also.

  1. As I gazed into her eyes, my knees got weak and I could feel the butterflies in my stomach... I knew right then and there, I poisoned the wrong glass.
  2. Why do snowflakes avoid the winter solstice? They don't want to melt under its powerful night time gaze.
  3. A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench. Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead bird!
    The blonde gazes up into the air says where?
  4. I got second place in a star gazing competition once. The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize.
  5. My son silently gazing at the stars asked me "Daddy, how do stars die?" I looked at him and replied "Usually by drug overdose".
  6. My wife gazed at me and bit her lip seductively. Unfortunately it was her top lip so she just looked like a piranha.
  7. He gazed listlessly at the grocery store shelves.. ..because he had forgot the list at home.
  8. What can you tell, when a man gazes deeply into your eyes at the end of a date If at the end of the date, the man is gazing deeply into your eyes, it tells you one thing; you are flat chested
  9. Two chemists are hanging out at a bar after work... One gets up to go home and says "future copper". Puzzled, the other gazes back for a moment before the first clarifies, "Cu later"
  10. A man gazes out his window, pondering the mysteries of life... Because his phone ran out of battery.

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Gaze One Liners

Which gaze one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gaze? I can suggest the ones about glance and staring.

  1. A group of homosexuals were staring at me earlier. But I've got no problems with gaze.
  2. What do you call two men staring lovingly at each other ? Gaze
  3. I cheated on my metaphysics exam. I gazed into the soul of the guy next to me.
  4. What does Medusa and Abercrombie have in common? Both are known for their gaze.
  5. What is the big fuss over which way people are looking? I support the gaze.
  6. Star gazing isn't very fun I've been doing it all afternoon and now I can't see
  7. Chuck Norris gazed briefly into an abyss. The abyss shied away.
  8. What can you say to and get from an LGBT couple in Canada these days? Hi gaze.
  9. Why do gay people hate medusa ? Because she likes to stone gaze
  10. What happens when Chuck Norris gazes into the abbys? The abbys shies away.
  11. What do you call a sumo wrestler's gaze? The thousand lard stare
  12. if you gaze long into an abyss you are gazing into an abyss
  13. Why do cows gaze at the night skies ? To look for the Milky Way.
  14. Why can't a soldier look wistfully at the ocean? Because there's no gaze in the military.
  15. What do you call it when 2 homosexuals stare into eachother's eyes? A gaze.

Male Gaze Jokes

Here is a list of funny male gaze jokes and even better male gaze puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Not everything I do is for the male gaze… Sometimes it's for the female g**....
Gaze joke, Not everything I do is for the male gaze…

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about gaze can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of gaze puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Fun Gaze Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about gaze you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean eye contact jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make gaze prank.

Daughter: What does g**... mean?

Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way
Her: So what's 'penetrating g**...'?
Me: Er... read me the whole sentence
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
Me: Oh

A student comes to a young professor's office hours...

She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "I would do... anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"

"Dad, what does g**...' mean?"

Me: You know how mum and dad love each
other? Well, two men can love each other the same
way.
Daughter: So what is 'penetrating g**...'?
Me: Er.. read me the whole sentence.
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze."
Me: Oh.

A man walks into a bar....

...sits down, orders a beer, and begins to gaze longingly at the barmaid. The barmaid hands him the beer, returns the stare and says...
"Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."

The "Age" of Dinosaurs

A woman takes her children to a museum of natural history. As they gaze with wonder at a skeleton of *Tyrannosaurus rex*, she asks a museum guide, a bright-eyed young fellow, "can you tell me how old it is?"
The museum guide responds, "well, ma'am, that particular skeleton is 65 million and 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days old."
"Amazing!" the mother replies. "How can you know that so well?"
"Well," replied the museum guide eagerly, "when I started working here, I asked a scientist working on it the same question. He told me it was 65 million years old. And that was 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days ago."

Daughter: What does g**... mean?

**Daughter:** What does g**... mean?
**Me:** Well, you know - mum and dad love each other. Two men can love each other the same way.
**Her:** So what's '*penetrating g**...'*?
**Me:** Er... Read me the whole sentence.
**Her:** *"She stared at him with a penetrating gaze."*
**Me:** Oh!

How many gazelles does it take to kill a lion

Gazzelion

A man went to the doctor for a routine checkup

He was generally well, just thought it was a good idea to check in. The doctor, however, immediately reached for the covid swab.
"I'm going to test you for Covid19" the Doctor said.
"But I'm well, no complaints, why would you do that?" Replied the man.
"Well..." The doctor started, his gaze narrowing. "Loss of taste is a known symptom of the virus, and you're wearing Crocs."

Why do gazelles always lose races?

Cause they're running against cheetahs

Superman has to make a doctor appointment...

The doctor is baffled when he walks into the patient room and finds THE Superman sitting on the bench.
"Erm... hello Superman, what seems to be the problem? I'm going to be honest I didn't realize that the man of steel needed to go to the doctor.."
Clearly uncomfortable Superman lowers his gaze and sighs..
"Doc, this is a little embarrassing but it burns when I see..."

Kid: Dad ,what is g**...?

Dad: g**... are men who love other men
Kid: What is penetrating g**...?
Dad: Umm.. May I see what you're reading?
Dad: Ohh you meant penetrating gaze!

Asphalt and Tarmac were in the bar together having a beer, arguing over who was toughest - when a pink piece of concrete walked into the bar....

Everybody in the bar fell silent and averted their attention. The pink piece of concrete ordered a drink. The bartender was shaking as he poured his beer. The pink piece of concrete looked around, nobody meeting his gaze, drank his beer in one glug and left.
The normal ambience resumed.
"Youv'e got to watch out for him" Tarmac said to Asphalt, "hes a cycle-path!"

Gaze joke, Asphalt and Tarmac were in the bar together having a beer, arguing over who was toughest - when a pi

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