Gaze Jokes

Gaze jokes have become increasingly popular as an easy way to make light-hearted fun of the male gaze. This article takes a look at some of the most lovingly gazed jokes out there and gives a few tips on how to make them squint-worthy.

Cheerful Fun Gaze Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

Daughter: What does gays mean?

Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way

Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'?

Me: Er... read me the whole sentence

Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"

Me: Oh

A student comes to a young professor's office hours...

She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "I would do... anything."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"Anything."

His voice softens. "Anything??"

"Absolutely anything."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"

"Dad, what does 'gays' mean?"

Me: You know how mum and dad love each
other? Well, two men can love each other the same
way.

Daughter: So what is 'penetrating gays'?

Me: Er.. read me the whole sentence.

Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze."

Me: Oh.

As I gazed into her eyes, my knees got weak and I could feel the butterflies in my stomach...

I knew right then and there, I poisoned the wrong glass.

A man walks into a bar....

...sits down, orders a beer, and begins to gaze longingly at the barmaid. The barmaid hands him the beer, returns the stare and says...

"Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."

A group of homosexuals were staring at me earlier.

But I've got no problems with gaze.

The "Age" of Dinosaurs

A woman takes her children to a museum of natural history. As they gaze with wonder at a skeleton of *Tyrannosaurus rex*, she asks a museum guide, a bright-eyed young fellow, "can you tell me how old it is?"

The museum guide responds, "well, ma'am, that particular skeleton is 65 million and 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days old."

"Amazing!" the mother replies. "How can you know that so well?"

"Well," replied the museum guide eagerly, "when I started working here, I asked a scientist working on it the same question. He told me it was 65 million years old. And that was 2 years, 4 months, and 25 days ago."

Gaze joke, The "Age" of Dinosaurs

What do you call two men staring lovingly at each other ?

Gaze

Daughter: What does gays mean?

**Daughter:** What does gays mean?

**Me:** Well, you know - mum and dad love each other. Two men can love each other the same way.

**Her:** So what's '*penetrating gays'*?

**Me:** Er... Read me the whole sentence.

**Her:** *"She stared at him with a penetrating gaze."*

**Me:** Oh!

How many gazelles does it take to kill a lion

Gazzelion

A man went to the doctor for a routine checkup

He was generally well, just thought it was a good idea to check in. The doctor, however, immediately reached for the covid swab.

"I'm going to test you for Covid19" the Doctor said.

"But I'm well, no complaints, why would you do that?" Replied the man.

"Well..." The doctor started, his gaze narrowing. "Loss of taste is a known symptom of the virus, and you're wearing Crocs."

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He gazed listlessly at the grocery store shelves..

..because he had forgot the list at home.

Why do gazelles always lose races?

Cause they're running against cheetahs

Superman has to make a doctor appointment...

The doctor is baffled when he walks into the patient room and finds THE Superman sitting on the bench.

"Erm... hello Superman, what seems to be the problem? I'm going to be honest I didn't realize that the man of steel needed to go to the doctor.."

Clearly uncomfortable Superman lowers his gaze and sighs..
"Doc, this is a little embarrassing but it burns when I see..."

Kid: Dad ,what is Gays?

Dad: Gays are men who love other men

Kid: What is penetrating Gays?

Dad: Umm.. May I see what you're reading?

Dad: Ohh you meant penetrating gaze!

Asphalt and Tarmac were in the bar together having a beer, arguing over who was toughest - when a pink piece of concrete walked into the bar....

Everybody in the bar fell silent and averted their attention. The pink piece of concrete ordered a drink. The bartender was shaking as he poured his beer. The pink piece of concrete looked around, nobody meeting his gaze, drank his beer in one glug and left.

The normal ambience resumed.

"Youv'e got to watch out for him" Tarmac said to Asphalt, "hes a cycle-path!"

Gaze joke, Asphalt and Tarmac were in the bar together having a beer, arguing over who was toughest - when a pi

As l looked up and stared into his eyes, he had a fixed gaze on me

Moving my hands all over l asked "like that daddy?" He said "yes baby thats good". As i finished i couldnt help but smile; I had tied my first shoe

Sometimes I gaze upwards at the endless stars that populate the sky and realize how small I truly am.

I should get one of those pumps.

I went diving with a bunch of laundry.

It was wrapped in a waterproof bag. I went in to gaze at the beautiful sealife. When I went back to the surface I noticed some of my clothes were missing.

Let's see I had 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 9 pants prior to diving and now I have 8 shirts, 2 socks, and 3 pants.

My friend asked me

Did you see SpongeBob SquarePants?

What does Medusa and Abercrombie have in common?

Both are known for their gaze.

A modest electrician...

...once saw a few naked wires, he immediately lowered his gaze.

What is the big fuss over which way people are looking?

I support the gaze.

What can you say to and get from an LGBT couple in Canada these days?

Hi gaze.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gaze blankly puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gaze squinty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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