Gaza Jokes
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How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza s**...?
They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!
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Two Arabs sit in the Gaza s**..., enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk.
One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Three Muslim women are sitting talking...
The first one says, "I miss my eldest son Ahmed. He was martyred in Iraq last year."
"Oh I know," says the second women, "I miss little Hamza. He drove a car-bomb into a Syrian checkpoint six months ago."
The third woman nodded, "Me too. My Omar was a s**... bomber in Gaza, so sad."
The first woman shook her head sadly. "Kids these days. They blow up so fast."
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Where do Palestinians go to have fun at night?
The Gaza s**... club.
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Say what you will about h**......
...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become "Rocket Scientists".
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In Gaza, homosexuals don't get thrown off rooftoops
f**... supporters do.
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So whaddya call 3 rockets, 4 mortars, 5 molotov cocktails and 6 incendiary kites lauched from Gaza into Israel?
A cease fire!
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I came up with the idea of opening a new business that hires only Palestinian women...
...Gonna call it the Gaza s**... Club.
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What do you call a hot woman from the Gaza s**...?
A Gaza Stripper.
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