The Best 11 Gaza Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gaza jokes. There are some gaza israel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gaza kuwait puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gaza Jokes and Puns

I guess you could say the situation in Gaza...

Israeli bad. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

i'll show myself out.

How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip?

They grab a round rock from the ground and say: "Pick-a-jew"!

Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.

One has got a quality newspaper, the other an antisemitic rag. "Why on earth are you reading that?" one asks. "I used to read aย quality paper like you," the other sighs, "but I couldn't handle it any more โ€“ the rockets from Gaza and Hezbollah getting stronger every day and the Iranian nuclear programme and the suffering economy and growing antisemitism across Europeโ€ฆ" He points to the antisemitic rag. "Nowย I read this and I feel much better. Turns outย there's actually a Jewish global conspiracy and we control the entire world."

Gaza joke, Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip (NSFW)

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk. One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"

The second Arab nods, They blow up so fast, don't they?

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk.

One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"

The second Arab nods, They blow up so fast, don't they?"


Three Muslim women are sitting talking...

The first one says, "I miss my eldest son Ahmed. He was martyred in Iraq last year."
"Oh I know," says the second women, "I miss little Hamza. He drove a car-bomb into a Syrian checkpoint six months ago."
The third woman nodded, "Me too. My Omar was a suicide bomber in Gaza, so sad."
The first woman shook her head sadly. "Kids these days. They blow up so fast."

Say what you will about Hamas...

...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become "Rocket Scientists".

Gaza joke, Say what you will about Hamas...

Where do Palestinians go to have fun at night?

The Gaza Strip club.

In Gaza, homosexuals don't get thrown off rooftoops

Fatah supporters do.

Middle East

So whaddya call 3 rockets, 4 mortars, 5 molotov cocktails and 6 incendiary kites lauched from Gaza into Israel?
A cease fire!

I came up with the idea of opening a new business that hires only Palestinian women...

...Gonna call it the Gaza Strip Club.

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