Gaviscon Jokes
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My friend Gav recently passed away after suffering from heartburn
I can't believe Gaviscon
Such a sad day - a friend of mine died of heartburn
Still can't believe Gaviscon
My friend Gav died of heartburn the other day
Gaviscon
Did you hear that Gavin died?
Yeah, I know… I think it was heartburn.
I can't believe Gaviscon.
Went to the doctors the other day..
Went to the doctors the other day.
Get into the surgery when his phone rings.
Doc said "I gotta go. Look after the surgery for me while I'm gone. Don't worry, there's only 3 more patients, it won't take long. I'll be back in 15 minutes."
And off he goes.
When he comes back, he asks "How did it go?"
"First person came in - headache. I said 'Take paracetamol.'"
"Well done." Said the Doc.
"Second person came in - Indigestion. I said 'Take gaviscon.'"
"Well done!"
"Third one came in. Couldn't believe it! Beautiful young girl. Took all her clothes off, jumped on the bed and shouted 'Help me! Help me! Help me! I haven't seen a man in years!'"
"Wow! What did you do?"
"I put drops in her eyes"
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Helping The Doctor
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work to go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So,Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him Paracetamol."
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon," says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in!
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her p**... and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
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