The Best 2 Gavel Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gavel jokes. There are some gavel juror jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gavel court puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gavel Jokes and Puns

An accused criminal is brought before a judge...

The judge says, "You stand accused of stealing five million dollars' worth of gold bars. How do you plead?"

"Not guilty, your honour."

"Bail is set at five million dollars." The judge slams his gavel down.

"Do you accept payment in gold?"

I ordered a gavel online

When it delivered, I found two gavels in the box.

I was so excited at checkout that I pressed ORDER, ORDER!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gavel auctioneer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gavel sledgehammer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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