Gavel Jokes

These are 3 gavel jokes and hilarious gavel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gavel that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Silly Gavel Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What is a good gavel joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A drunkard was brought to court for dunkenis behavior

The Judge addressed the drunkard, "You have been brought here for drinking."
Drunkard, "Thank you very much your honour. Let's start."
All, present in the court, burst out laughing.
b**... the gavel, the Judge said, "Order."
Drunkard, "For me Whiskey with Soda please."

An accused criminal is brought before a judge...

The judge says, "You stand accused of stealing five million dollars' worth of gold bars. How do you plead?"
"Not guilty, your honour."
"Bail is set at five million dollars." The judge slams his gavel down.
"Do you accept payment in gold?"

I ordered a gavel online

When it delivered, I found two gavels in the box.
I was so excited at checkout that I pressed ORDER, ORDER!

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