The Best 5 Gauze Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gauze jokes. There are some gauze handkerchief jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gauze gloves puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gauze Jokes and Puns

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Why did the doctor to tell the nurse to stop looking for the missing supplies?

It was a lost gauze

What bandage does Rico Rodriguez use?

Just Gauze.

What is the connection between bandages and stopping bleeding.

It's just gauze and effect.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gauze gangrene jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gauze lids piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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