The Best 3 Gaurd Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gaurd jokes. There are some gaurd tower jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gaurd cellmate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gaurd Jokes and Puns

Theres Mama Bird, a Baby Bird, and a Brother Bird

One day baby bird comes up to mama bird and asks, "mama, how come my beak is different than brother bird?" Mama bird, caught off gaurd for a second, lets out a sigh and says, "baby bird. Ive been waiting for the right time to tell you this, but I guess this is as good a time any. Baby Bird the truth is...you're adapted."

Ok, I have HAD IT with all these holocaust jokes. My great uncle died in WWII.

He fell from the gaurd tower.

PLEASE HELP US! WE ARE SINKING

Hello this is german coast gaurd. What are you sinking about?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gaurd olive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gaurd ravi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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