The Best 13 Gaul Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gaul jokes. There are some gaul blownaparte jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gaul oui puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gaul Jokes and Puns

Okay, so, I *had* an offensive joke I wanted to tell about Ancient Rome

But I don't have the Gaul anymore...

What did Julius Caesar say when the French tribesmen rebelled against him?

I can't believe you had the Gaul to do this.

You're driving me in-Seine. I can't handle this Rhine now.

My girlfriend said I don't know how to be romantic

So I yelled "DEUS VULT!" and invaded Gaul. Proved her wrong

Gaul joke, My girlfriend said I don't know how to be romantic

Why was Julius Caesar the first dictator of Rome?

He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.

A centurion and his cohort walk into a bar...

The bartender sighs and says, "Lemme guess. You either want one martinus or you'll hold up two fingers in a V and ask for five."

The centurion stabbed him because the bartender was a Gaul.


What did the Senate say to Julius Caesar?

You've got a lot of Gaul!

Gaius Julius Caesar walks into a baguette shop.

The owner stops him at the door and says: "I cannot believe you have the Gaul to just strut in here like that!"

Gaul joke, Gaius Julius Caesar walks into a baguette shop.

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

A lot of people say that Julius Caesar's invasion of France was "brave".

I have to agree, but it took a lot of Gaul.

i have a question for ron gaul

why was my wife screaming your name last night?

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

[](/dumbfabric)"You don't have the *Gaul* to do it!"

Kennedy, Charles De Gaul, and Khrushchev ask god. . .

Kennedy: God, when will my people be happy?
God: 25 years.
Kennedy weeps and walks away.

Charles De Gaul: God, when will my people be happy?
God: 50 years.
Charles De Gaul weeps and walks away.

Khrushchev: God, when will my people be happy?
God weeps and walks away.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gaul caesar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gaul vous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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