The Best 5 Gatorades Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gatorades jokes. There are some gatorades yank jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gatorades crocodile puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gatorades Jokes and Puns

An alligator decided to have unprotected sex...

Now he has Gatorades.

Gatorades competition.

Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.

Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...

So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida.

They all got Gatorades.

An alligator had sex with a prostitute…

Now he has Gatorades.

Why can't the Toronto Raptors buy gatorades from the vending machine in their dressing room?

Because they always come up empty on the 4th quarter.


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