Gatorade Jokes
33 gatorade jokes and hilarious gatorade puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gatorade that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out these jokes about the popular beverage, Gatorade! Find out why it isn't the same as lemonade and why there are warnings about mercury in Gatorade’s Grove flavor! Laugh and learn with these humorous jokes about Gatorade!
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Funniest Gatorade Short Jokes
Short gatorade jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gatorade humour may include short beverage jokes also.
- It's a good thing Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida as opposed to Florida State Seminole Fluid doesn't sound quite as good.
- So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades.
- It's a good thing the popular sports drink was invented at Florida instead of Florida State... Because Gatorade is a much better name than Seminole Fluid .
- How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle.
- This used to be a Pepsi fan, but then there was the huge Gatorade scandal I still can't believe they use crocodiles instead of real gators!
- Why can't the Toronto Raptors buy gatorades from the vending machine in their dressing room? Because they always come up empty on the 4th quarter.
- Why do nurses give people in comas Gatorade? Because its got electrolytes. It's what plants crave
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Gatorade One Liners
Which gatorade one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gatorade? I can suggest the ones about lemonade and juice.
- How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade
- What do you give an injured alligator? Gatorade
- Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5? It's very refreshing
- Florida Gators drink Gatorade Florida State Seminoles drink Seminole fluid.
- What is it called when Alligators break into your house? Gatorade
- What is Malcolm X's favorite Gatorade flavor? White-out.
- What do Florida poachers drink for breakfast? Gator-ade
- What kind of help does Alligators offer? Gatorade
- So.... When life gives you gator.....
Make Gatorade! - What do you do when life gives you alligators? Make Gatorade.
- What do alligators drink? Gatorade.
- What is Mike Pence's favorite flavor of Gatorade? Fruit punch
- An alligator decided to have unprotected s**...... Now he has Gatorades.
Cheerful Fun Gatorade Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about gatorade you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alligator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gatorade pranks.
Gatorades competition.
Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...
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It's a good thing Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida and not Florida State University.
Because then it would be Seminole fluid.
Can I have Reptile Assitance?
A: what?
B: you know, reptile assistance.
A: what are you talking about?
B: Reptile assistance. you know, crocodile help
A: WHAT!?
B:...
A:...
B: can I have a Gatorade?
A: \*flips table\*
Gatorade
Everybody knows that Gatorade was first used by the University of Florida's football program, but they weren't the first Florida team to create a hydrating beverage.
But unfortunately no one wanted to buy Seminole Fluid.
The Original sports drink.
Despite What The University of Florida Claims about Gatorade being the first sports drink Florida State Football had the first energy drink. They have been drinking Seminole Fluid for years.
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I enjoy watching sports, but I think they should pour the bucket of Gatorade on the coach...
who looses the game.
