The Best 16 Gator Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gator jokes. There are some gator shark jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gator florida puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gator Jokes and Puns

A tough guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash.

When he has everyone's attention, he grabs the alligator by the mouth, opens it, and let's it chomp down on his crotch. He counts to ten, then hits the gator on the head with a beer bottle and it lets go. When the applause dies down, he offers $1,000 to anyone that can do that . The bar is dead quiet, and finally a little old lady raises her hand. I'll try it...but just don't hit me that hard on the head with the beer bottle .

Gatorades competition.

Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.

Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...

What do you call a religious crocodile?

An Allah Gator!

Gator joke, What do you call a religious crocodile?

A woman goes to the vet with her pet alligator...

She says "doctor, there is something wrong with my gator. I just caught him acting like a cat and meowing at a squirrel instead of eating it!"

After running a few tests the vet concludes that the alligator has a-reptile dysfunction.

Gatorade

Everybody knows that Gatorade was first used by the University of Florida's football program, but they weren't the first Florida team to create a hydrating beverage.

But unfortunately no one wanted to buy Seminole Fluid.


A boy walks up to a pirate

A boy walks up to a pirate and curious about his missing leg, arm, and eye, asks about them.

"Why are your arm and leg missing?" the boy asks.

"Well, I was attacked by a gator while burying me treasure. Now I got me a wooden peg and hook for me hand"

"Then what happened to your eye?"

"Stupid seagull pooped in it."

"A bird pooping in your eye made it fall right out?" The boy asks, surprised.

"No, lad. That was the first day I had my hook!"

Gatorade

Most people know Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida for its sports program, but they were not the first Florida school to do so.

Unfortunately no one wanted to buy Seminole Fluid.

Gator joke, Gatorade

Gatorade

After seeing the wild success of the University of Florida's **Gator**ade, Florida State University also wanted to get in on the sports drink industry.

Weirdly, their **"Seminole Fluid"** was not well received.

Which military animal has the best sense of direction?

A navy gator.

What kind of Gator enjoys beer?

A tail-gator!

What do you get when you have unprotected sex with a crocodile?

Gator AIDS.

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What do you call a reptile in a four piece suit?

An in vest a gator...

What do you call an alligator that plays hockey?

An ice gator

What if Gatorade was invented for Florida State instead of the Gators?

Would it be called Seminole Fluid?

So....

When life gives you gator.....
Make Gatorade!

So a gator's friends are waiting for him at a bar

His friends are having drinks, eating, and playing pool. They start to wonder where their friend is, so they decide to call him. He answers the phone and his friend asks him where he is. The gator replies "I had to do some laundry, I'm here now though, I just cai-man."

Gator joke, So a gator's friends are waiting for him at a bar

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