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Gatorades competition.

Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.
Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...

Gatorade

Everybody knows that Gatorade was first used by the University of Florida's football program, but they weren't the first Florida team to create a hydrating beverage.
But unfortunately no one wanted to buy Seminole Fluid.

Gatorade

Most people know Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida for its sports program, but they were not the first Florida school to do so.
Unfortunately no one wanted to buy Seminole Fluid.

Gatorade

After seeing the wild success of the University of Florida's **Gator**ade, Florida State University also wanted to get in on the sports drink industry.
Weirdly, their **"Seminole Fluid"** was not well received.

What did Senor Leche Gato say when the barista asked for his name and whether he wanted anything mixed into his coffee?

Soy Milk.

What do you call it when someone steals a cat?

Grand Theft Gato

What if Gatorade was invented for Florida State instead of the Gators?

Would it be called Seminole Fluid?

Mexicans cats are attacking my home!

Looks like a "Gato raid"


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