The Best 5 Gated Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gated jokes. There are some gated gate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gated pearly gates puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gated Jokes and Puns

A man's dog dies

A fine elderly Catholic gentleman lived alone in Southwest Florida in an upscale gated community except for his beloved dog that he had for a long time.

The dog finally died and the gent went to the parish priest, saying "Father, my dear dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick told the grief stricken man "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a Baptist church down the road, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."

The old fellow said "I'll go right now. Thank you Father...By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

Father Patrick replied
"Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic."

I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter..

so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community.

Never using online dating again. Last guy said he lived in a gated community.

Prison.

He meant prison.

What's so bad about Bill Cosby's prison sentence?

He's still living in a gated community

Why are there no black people on alcatraz

Because it's a golden gated community


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gated gates of heaven jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gated the pearly gates piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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