Gated Community Jokes
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A man's dog dies
A fine elderly Catholic gentleman lived alone in Southwest Florida in an upscale gated community except for his beloved dog that he had for a long time.
The dog finally died and the gent went to the parish priest, saying "Father, my dear dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick told the grief stricken man "No, we can't have services for an animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a Baptist church down the road, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."
The old fellow said "I'll go right now. Thank you Father...By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick replied
"Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic."
I told my dentist to make my teeth whiter..
so he named them Logan and moved them to a gated community.
Never using online dating again. Last guy said he lived in a gated community.
Prison.
He meant prison.
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Why are there no black people on alcatraz
Because it's a golden gated community
What's so bad about Bill Cosby's prison sentence?
He's still living in a gated community
Seems like every day, there's another scandal.
I've always wanted to live in a gated community.
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