Gastroenterologists Jokes

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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care:

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the
dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about
it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was
laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put
a whole new face on the matter".

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
decision up to the assholes in Washington.

Meteorologists always have their heads in the clouds

But gastroenterologists take shit seriously

What do plumbers and gastroenterologists have in common?

They've both seen a lot of shit.

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