Gastroenterologists Jokes
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Funniest Gastroenterologists Short Jokes
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- My family has always been in medicine. My mom is a psychiatrist and my dad is a gastroenterologist. They specialize in odds and ends.
- Being a gastroenterologist is negatively impacting my maturity Every day I get cilia and cilia
- What do you call a military gastroenterologist? GI Joe
* My buddy Julien just made this up - The council of Earth quickly came to regret putting a gastroenterologist in charge of conquering new planets.. All he wanted to do was colonize Uranus.
- How did the gastroenterologist defeat his opponent? He gave him a colonoscopy with his foot
- TIL Tim Gibbons, a reclusive gastroenterologist, has the only f**... preserved in a jar on record since 1983... *owner of a lonely f**...*
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Gastroenterologists One Liners
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- Why does Obama visit the Gastroenterologist regularly? He can't stop Putin
- What do you call a bad Gastroenterologist? s**... for brains
- If you need a Gastroenterologist for a colonoscopy... I can r**...-end one.
- Why did the jew gastroenterologist refuse to examine h**...? He hated his guts
- What did the Gastroenterologist have to write for his doctors paper? A f**... statement
- An ex-s**... became a gastroenterologist. His specialty was performing a colonoscopey.
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Just came up with this, as far as I know
A man walks into a gastroenterologist's office and stops to stand just at the edge of the seating area. The receptionist waits for him to approach but he fidgets uncomfortably, staring at the wooden seats between himself and the counter. Sir, why don't you come over here so we can get you checked in? says the receptionist.
That's why I'm here, he says, I have difficulty passing stools.
A gastroenterologist walks into a bar, grabs one of the bar seats, examines it, picks it up & starts walking out.
The bartender yells at him, hey what do you think you're doing?!
He smiles and says just taking a stool sample!