gastroenterologist Jokes

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Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends?

He's always talking shit.

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Being a gastroenterologist is negatively impacting my maturity

Every day I get cilia and cilia

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I would have been a gastroenterologist...

But I didn't give a shit

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Trump released medical records from a Gastroenterologist

Giving us proof of an "astonishingly excellent" asshole.

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What did the gastroenterologist say when I told him I haven't pooped in months?

You're full of shit

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Why did the jew gastroenterologist refuse to examine Hitler?

He hated his guts

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What do you call a military gastroenterologist?

GI Joe

* My buddy Julien just made this up

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TIL Tim Gibbons, a reclusive gastroenterologist, has the only fart preserved in a jar on record since 1983...

*owner of a lonely fart*

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How did the gastroenterologist defeat his opponent?

He gave him a colonoscopy with his foot

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What do gastroenterologists and programmers have in common?

When you're missing a semicolon, shit breaks.

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What did the gastroenterologist say when I lost bowel control in his office?

You're shitting me

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The council of Earth quickly came to regret putting a gastroenterologist in charge of conquering new planets..

All he wanted to do was colonize Uranus.

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An ex-sniper became a gastroenterologist.

His specialty was performing a colonoscopey.

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Why does Obama visit the Gastroenterologist regularly?

He can't stop Putin

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What did the Gastroenterologist have to write for his doctors paper?

A faeces statement

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If you need a Gastroenterologist for a colonoscopy...

I can Rectum-end one.

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