Gastric Jokes
4 gastric jokes and hilarious gastric puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gastric that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you bored of the same old jokes? Check out our hilarious list of gastric jokes! Whether you have had gastric band, sleeve or bypass surgery, or simply want to find some new jokes, this article has them all. Read on to see the mixups you can make using gastric surgery terms and the scars they leave behind! #Gavisgone
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Quirky and Hilarious Gastric Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good gastric joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A nutritionist is giving a speech at a conference on eating healthy
Red meat is terrible for your metabolism, soda rips apart your gastric wall. Fast food is almost all fat and sugar but there's one food that is the worst of all. Almost all of us eat it sooner or later and the negative effects can last for years after a single consumption. Does anyone know what this is?
After a moment of silence an elderly specialist sitting in one of the front rows gets up and says "wedding cake"
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why didn't the quickest s**... win the race to the w**...?
It drowned in gastric acid.
My girlfriend suspiciously asked my what I was taking so long in the bathroom for
I told her my gastric levels were off the sharts
I recently watched a plumber performing a gastric bypass surgery using his own tools.
I could hardly make it through the whole thing, it was gut wrenching.
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