The Best 4 Gastric Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gastric jokes. There are some gastric reflux jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gastric intestine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Gastric Jokes and Puns

A nutritionist is giving a speech at a conference on eating healthy

Red meat is terrible for your metabolism, soda rips apart your gastric wall. Fast food is almost all fat and sugar but there's one food that is the worst of all. Almost all of us eat it sooner or later and the negative effects can last for years after a single consumption. Does anyone know what this is?
After a moment of silence an elderly specialist sitting in one of the front rows gets up and says "wedding cake"

why didn't the quickest sperm win the race to the womb?

It drowned in gastric acid.

My girlfriend suspiciously asked my what I was taking so long in the bathroom for

I told her my gastric levels were off the sharts

I recently watched a plumber performing a gastric bypass surgery using his own tools.

I could hardly make it through the whole thing, it was gut wrenching.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gastric digestive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gastric sharts piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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