Gaston Jokes
23 gaston jokes and hilarious gaston puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gaston that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gaston Short Jokes
Short gaston jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gaston humour may include short atrophy jokes also.
- Gaston from beauty and the beast says he eats 5 dozen eggs every day... He must be a millionaire!
- When I think about it, Gaston really was a peaceable chap... It's a shame. He was a shoe in for the No-Belle prize.
- TIL that excessive consumption of raw egg white can cause brittle hair, rashes, fungal infection, and anemia... I then imagined the hairless, hideous, and weak beast Gaston should have looked like.
- There's a song about dancing like Uma Thurman, but not about dancing like Gaston. No one dances like Gaston!
- Why is Gaston (from Beauty and the Beast) like Al Gore? They both lost and got a no Belle prize.
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Gaston One Liners
Which gaston one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gaston? I can suggest the ones about prize and winner.
- What's the only prize that Gaston won in Beauty and the Beast? The No Belle prize.
- Did you hear? Gaston won an award! He won the No Belle prize.
- Which Disney character won the Nobel prize? Gaston
- Congrats to Gaston on his award! The No-Belle Prize.
- Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain? Because he won the No-Belle Prize
- Whats the evidence that Gaston is the best guy ever? He won the no Belle prize
- Guess who won the nobelle prize. Gaston.
- What did Gaston win? The no-Belle prize.
- Where is Gastons favorite place to eat out? Taco Bell
- Gaston was actually very brilliant. He won the No Belle Prize
- I don't know why everybody says Gaston is s**.... I mean, he won the No Belle Prize.
Rib-Tickling Gaston Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about gaston you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean award jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gaston pranks.
