Gassy Jokes
32 gassy jokes and hilarious gassy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gassy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gassy Short Jokes
Short gassy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gassy humour may include short flatulence jokes also.
- What's the difference between the planet Earth and a soldier in the trenches? One's got gas emission, the other has a gassy mission.
- If the man who made walkie-talkies named a few other objects: Laxitives: passy-gassy
Loofah: cleanie-beanie
Ocean wave: wooshy-splooshy
Socks: heaty-feeties
Musical: singy-thingy
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Gassy One Liners
Which gassy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gassy? I can suggest the ones about passing gas and stinky.
- Why were the gassy mummies such great friends? They had Tutankhamen.
- My gassy dog might be the leader of Russia... ...because she is always Putin.
- What is round, HUGE, and very gassy? Uranus
- What do you call a gassy Egyptian rapper? Tootin Common
- Caffeine makes me so gassy... ... so I think Auschwitz to decaf
- What planet is large and gassy? Jupiter. What did you think I would say?
- What do you get after eating a Jewish restaurant? Gassy
- what do you call a gassy Scotsman? Bravefart
- The universe is... ...very gassy.
- What did the f**... cow say to the farmer who fed him? Gassy a**...
- What do you call a gassy cat? p**... n t**....
- Gassy pimps don't f**.... They have prosti-t**....
- What do you call a gassy russian? Vladimir Tootin
- Why did nobody want to be around h**...? Because he was very gassy.
- What do you call a gassy greek? A Fartin' Spartan
Giggle-Inducing Gassy Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about gassy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gas inflation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gassy pranks.
A old Jewish man goes to the doctors...
He says "Doctor I've got a huge problem."
The doctor says "What is it?"
He says "I keep getting these silent, smelly, gassy emissions I was with my wife and the Grossmans yesterday and it happened about 100 times during dinner and created a nauseous gas but it was silent so no one new who it was and then again on the bus this morning and even in your office now I must have had 20 of them, Do you have anyway to fix this problem doc?"
The doctor looks up and says "Well first off I'm going to send you to specialist."
The man interrupts him "What kind of specialist doc?"
"A hearing specialist!"
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m**... Jagger goes to the doctor...
m**... Jagger: "Doctor, I feel all bloated and gassy, but I just can't seem to f**...."
Doctor: "Are you saying that..."
m**... Jagger: "Yes, doctor... I can't get no flatus action."
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Camels...
Doctor, Doctor I get gassy and bloated when I see one h**... camels.
Doc: Sounds like you have a dromedary intolerance.
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Why is Russia such a gassy country?
Because their leader has been Putin for a long time.
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What do you call a gassy time traveler?
f**... McFly
