Gassy Jokes

Funniest Gassy Short Jokes

Short gassy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gassy humour may include short flatulence jokes also.

1. What's the difference between the planet Earth and a soldier in the trenches? One's got gas emission, the other has a gassy mission.
2. If the man who made walkie-talkies named a few other objects: Laxitives: passy-gassy
   Loofah: cleanie-beanie
   Ocean wave: wooshy-splooshy
   Socks: heaty-feeties
   Musical: singy-thingy
3. The universe is... ...very gassy.
4. What did the f**... cow say to the farmer who fed him? Gassy a**...
5. What do you call a gassy cat? p**... n t**....
6. Gassy pimps don't f**.... They have prosti-t**....
7. Why did nobody want to be around h**...? Because he was very gassy.
8. Camels... Doctor, Doctor I get gassy and bloated when I see one h**... camels.
   Doc: Sounds like you have a dromedary intolerance.
9. What do you call a gassy time traveler? f**... McFly
10. Did you know h**... didn't like juice? He got gassy.

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Gassy One Liners

Which gassy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gassy? I can suggest the ones about gases and passing gas.

1. Why were the gassy mummies such great friends? They had Tutankhamen.
2. My gassy dog might be the leader of Russia... ...because she is always Putin.
3. What is round, HUGE, and very gassy? Uranus
4. What do you call a gassy russian? Vladimir Tootin
5. What do you call a gassy greek? A Fartin' Spartan
6. Yo momma is just like Jupiter: huge, round, and gassy.
7. What do you call a gassy Egyptian rapper? Tootin Common
8. Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time.
9. How do you call a Jew who farts a lot? Gassy.
10. Caffeine makes me so gassy... ... so I think Auschwitz to decaf
11. What planet is large and gassy? Jupiter. What did you think I would say?
12. What do you get after eating a Jewish restaurant? Gassy
13. Why do jews dislike me? I'm just very gassy.
14. Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy
15. what do you call a gassy Scotsman? Bravefart

Giggle-Inducing Gassy Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about gassy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gasp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gassy pranks.