Gassing Jokes
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Stopped by the police
I spilled some gas on my sleeve while gassing up one day. Got back on the highway and lit up a smoke and started my sleeve on fire. I put my arm out the window but the flames did not go away. I sped up to 70 then 80 when I noticed the flashing lights behind me. The cop says "looks like I'm going to have to write you a couple of tickets " I said I know I was speeding but what else?"
"Possession of a firearm sir "
My wife said she is calling the UN.
Because I keep gassing my own people.
What do you call it when you f**... at a bar-mitzvah?
Gassing the Jews
Why can't you buy carbonated orange juice?
Because we already learnt our lesson about gassing juice.
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