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What do you call a soldier who has been mustard gassed and pepper sprayed?
A seasoned veteran.. I'm so sorry
Did you hear about the retired soldier that got mustard gassed and pepper sprayed by the police?
He's now a seasoned veteran.
Not sure if this is a repost, one of my friends told me this
n**... really know how to party...
I spent ONE night with some SS guys, and man, I was gassed.
I teach High School Machine Tool and Die, and was quite impressed with a students response to another student passing gas.
I walked into the room and asked who passed gas. After a bit of blaming each other one student said "Who ever it was should apologize to Ben."
I asked "why is that".
He said "Because Ben's people have been gassed enough". And yes, Ben is Jewish...
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, There all being gassed.
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