Gasping Jokes
10 gasping jokes and hilarious gasping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gasping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A man goes to see a film alone...
...and sits down next to a young boy, who has a golden retriever sitting on the seat aside him.
The film starts, but the man has a hard time paying attention. As the film progresses, his focus is increasingly diverted to the young boy and his golden retriever. The dog is laughing uproariously during all the funny scenes, gasping and pointing during all the shocking scenes, wooping and hurrahing during all the action scenes, and gently sobbing during all the dramatic scenes. By the end of the film, the man is utterly awestruck by this wondrous animal.
As the film draws to a close and the credits begin to roll, the man leans over and addresses the boy: "That animal of yours is absolutely amazing! He laughed, he cried, he gasped, he cheered. He enjoyed the film on every level that it could possibly be enjoyed. I am thoroughly impressed".
The boy says: "I'm impressed too! He hated the book..."
What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
The couple agreed that the first one to wake up had to wake up the other with o**....
The guy woke up first and the girl was soon gasping for air.
My Friend asked me about my EpiPen
"Why is there an EpiPen mounted on your wall?" My friend asked while visiting
"This is a memory to my best friend. We were eating dinner at a restaurant when after taking a few bites he suddenly grabbed his t**.... He kept gasping for air and when he started turning blue I knew these were his last moments. With his remaining energy he reached into his bag, giving me this EpiPen as a last reminder of our friendship." I said tearfully
Walking with my dad he suddenly collapsed gasping for air.
Dad: Son.... call.... me.... an... ambulance..
Me: Ok, an ambulance.. Im son
Asthmatic people are so aggressive
This girl was punching and k**... me and kept on gasping and making noises.
All I really did was take her inhaler.
Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine?
He joked to death.
You heard of what happened to Robin Williams?
You could say his jokes had him "gasping" for air.
She huffed, she snorted, she was gasping for air!
I thought to myself, I really need a new car.
Last Words
There was a man in the hospital who was very old and most likely not making it out so his family went to the church to get the pastor to say goodbye and the hospital, so the next day the pastor visits the man in the hospital, but the man suddenly is gasping for air and can't breath so he grabs a pen and paper to write his last words he hands it to the pastor and died. The pastor takes the note and folds it into his pocket and ran to get the nurse. A week later at the mans f**... the pastors is reading from the Bible and remembers the not in his pocket so he opens it up and reads it to the congregation, it read: "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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