The Best 8 Gash Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gash jokes. There are some gash incision jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gash puddle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gash Jokes and Puns

A Guy Walks Into A Tailor In Ancient Greece

He tosses a toga onto the counter. The tailor picks it up, turns it over and finds a gash across the waist.

The tailor looks up at the man and says, "Euripides?"

The man nods and says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"

I got a call from a policeman telling me my wife had been in a car accident.

"Is she ok?" I asked worriedly.

"Well, she does have two bumps and a very large gash." he replied.

"I know that, but is she injured in any way?"

So there's this lemon...

And he's running down the street.
He trips and falls on the sidewalk, leaving him with a nasty gash on his arm.
Luckily, another lemon walks by and patches him up with a Lemonaid kit.

(It's really bad, but the joke inspired my username. Just had to share.)

Operating rooms

should be called gash stations.

Doctor to patient with gash on forehead: "What was the last thing you heard before the helicopter rotor hit you?"

"Someone shouting 'Duck, duck go!'"


A man gets a call from the police...

A man gets a call from the police saying that his wife has been in a serious accident.

"She's got a massive gash." they tell him.

"I know she does, but is she injured?"

Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship

And the news presenter says "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to glance at my girlfriend, and now it's all kicked off!

A cargo ship struck an iceberg, tearing a gash in the side.

It was carrying bagged chips, so it didn't sink until it was unloaded.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gash tarp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gash slit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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