Uproarious Gash Jokes to Share with Friends
A Guy Walks Into A Tailor In Ancient Greece
He tosses a toga onto the counter. The tailor picks it up, turns it over and finds a gash across the waist.
The tailor looks up at the man and says, "Euripides?"
The man nods and says, "Yeah. Eumenides?"
I got a call from a policeman telling me my wife had been in a car accident.
"Is she ok?" I asked worriedly.
"Well, she does have two bumps and a very large gash." he replied.
"I know that, but is she injured in any way?"
So there's this lemon...
And he's running down the street.
He trips and falls on the sidewalk, leaving him with a n**... gash on his arm.
Luckily, another lemon walks by and patches him up with a Lemonaid kit.
(It's really bad, but the joke inspired my username. Just had to share.)
Operating rooms
should be called gash stations.
Doctor to patient with gash on forehead: "What was the last thing you heard before the helicopter rotor hit you?"
"Someone shouting 'Duck, duck go!'"
A man gets a call from the police...
A man gets a call from the police saying that his wife has been in a serious accident.
"She's got a massive gash." they tell him.
"I know she does, but is she injured?"
Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship
And the news presenter says "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to glance at my girlfriend, and now it's all kicked off!
A cargo ship struck an iceberg, tearing a gash in the side.
It was carrying bagged chips, so it didn't sink until it was unloaded.
